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NARAKU NO MIKO is psychotic. She refers to herself in third person... She also has a serious case of road rage. Naraku no Miko believes that Inu-Yasha has been the best manga series created since... since... since ... She also is said to have a slight case of Amnesia. The most significant thing that makes Naraku no Miko Psychotic is the fact that she worships the ground that Naraku-sama walks on. ...And actually takes time to make a web page dedicated to that [also psychotic] bishonen.

So, Proceed with caution. Be prepared to be spoiled. Be prepared to learn things about Naraku no Miko that she didn't even know about herself. And, just remember what this whole site is about... NARAKU - SAMA . The Coolest Villian since... since... since... Well, I don't know any cooler Bad-Guys other THAN Naraku-sama.

*drool* *drool* *drooling continues for some time, before NARAKU NO MIKO realizes everybody is staring at her*
Naraku no Miko : Wha...? HEY! I can't help it.. I was just thinking about Naraku-sama's god-like body... *blush*
Everybody : *silence*
Naraku no Miko : *Puts hands on hips and looks mean at EVERYBODY * Leave me alone, and do what you wanna do at this site, and let me live in my own little world!! *looks exasperated*
Everybody : You have to give us the URL so we can get into the site, Miss NARAKU NO MIKO! Are you retarded??
Naraku no Miko : Oh. *doesn't talk for some time. Everybody is waiting very impatiently* Well, umm, I just started this site, so, I ... Ahhh.. I don't have any more up other than this... So umm.. Can I ask you all to come back at a latter time? Maybe, Say, after I open it up?
Everybody : You went through all that blabbering before, just to tell us to come back later because you weren't finished with opening the site? OH BROTHER!!! *starts to walk away disgusted*
Naraku no Miko : Brother? Brother??? Big Brother? Big Brother is watching me? Oh my god!! *starts to freak out* WHEN DID I GET TRANSPORTED TO THE WORLD OF 1984??? SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Everybody : *Blank Stares...* *Walks away umimpressed*
Naraku no Miko : AHHHHHH!!! I'm gonna die!! I've probably already commited some sort of Crimethink!!! The Thought Police will get me!! I'll be sent to the Ministry of Love and have the same terrible fate as poor lil' Winston did!! I'll be conformed to love Big Brother.. I'll.. I'll.. They'll strip me of my will!!! They'll make me believe 2 plus 2 is 5!! Oh, My Naraku-Sama, please help me!!! *continues to rant insanely*
Naraku : *knocks Naraku no Miko out cold with a big rock* *clears throat* Ahem, I'm sorry everyone, Naraku no Miko is incapacitated at the moment.. I apologize for her recklessness. I, NARAKU, will try to restrain Naraku no Miko from repeat offenses of near insanity. Remember, this page is about ME. Not her... So really, try not to get distracted by Naraku no Miko. Come back when she wakes up and finishes more than just this opening page... And knowing how slow she is.. it might take a little while. What can I say, Good Preistess' to worship you are hard to find.