 | "OITA TIGER SHARK" TORA WANIZAME | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 93kg (205lbs) | alive: Oita | |
| favourite techniques: Wanizame Bomb '98, Wanizame Special, Zokugun Bomb, Apricot Blossom Hold | |||
| other place: GLCW, Wrestle Project J, G-Pro, EMWC, CLLL, PJW, Zenchi Puroresu, IEWA, NWC-J, NJPW, Kamigata Pro | |||
| won champions: G-Pro Trios Title, G-Pro Combative Tag Team Title, G-Pro International Super-Middleweight Title (2), G-Pro International Trios Title, EMWC World Tag Team Title, PJW All-Asian 6-Man Tag Team Title, EMWC Pacific Title, WPJ Independant Welterweight Title, GLCW Cruiserweight Title | |||
| he says: "Is it working? Is my phones working?" | |||
| we says: TORA is our hero and he brings CACAO to us! He was number one warrior in Oita Pro, but then Masanobu Kimura got jealous of TORA's braveness and fighting spirits and frequent having sex and broke away with some wrestlers to make his ABRAHAM promotion! TORA is very young but accomplish much, and hsa wrestled all over the planet! TORA has battled many in the past, including Poo Man of Dr. Waru, and Rumble Fish. Now he leads Choco-Cremes.com and is defender of CACAO against the bad Rooster C**ts! We are glad that TORA always brings protection with him. ^_^ | |||
 | CAC*CAC | ||
| length: 157cm (5'2") | heavy: 80kg (175lbs) | alive: ? | |
| favourite techniques: Cactus Wallop, Tumbleweed Blow, Cactus Technique Q | |||
| other place: GLCW | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "draw piglrims!" | |||
| we says: The prickly cactus fighter is book man of CACAO. He tells everyone who to fight and makes matches for us to enjoy! CAC*CAC can give strong KO punches with his big gloves and is a fierce brawler! He even had votes as the number one hardcore extremist of RSPWF! Beware all who make him mad! | |||
 | EGG BABY | ||
| length: 112cm (3'8") | heavy: 45kg (98lbs) | alive: private parts | |
| favourite techniques: Egg Roll, cuteness | |||
| other place: GLCW | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "Coo!" | |||
| we says: One day in America, TORA had egg accidents in having a breakfast and then met Egg Baby! TORA gave screams and went asleep but then woke up and they maked friends! Egg Baby is very small but brave and battles with the spirit of Egg! Let's be egg aware! ^_^ O | |||
 | "BUSTING MOVES MUMMY" UNGER | ||
| length: 211cm (6'11") | heavy: 148kg (325lbs) | alive: King Tut's Tomb | |
| favourite techniques: Nodowa, Mummy Bomber, Electric Mummy Slider Z, choking, mummy medicine | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, Mummy Pro | |||
| won champions: Mummy Pro Heavyweight Title | |||
| he says: "I KNOW MY NAME!!!! WHAT!!!" | |||
| we says: Unger is the biggest of all CACAO persons! This bright rainbow mummy was vice president of old Oita Pro and the dominant force of Mummy Pro promotion! Who can match their muscles with the mighty Unger? I do not know. Dance, Unger! Dance! | |||
 | "7011% FIGHTER" MASATOSHI NIWA | ||
| length: 178cm (5' 10") | heavy: 98kg (215lbs) | alive: Tokyo | |
| favourite techniques: Niwa Rush, Niwa Special | |||
| other place: Kitty! Visual Dream Fighting, ABRAHAM | |||
| won champions: ABRAHAM Junior Heavyweight Title, WPJ Japanese Independant Tag Team Title | |||
| he says: "Hello CACAO the Tokyo Guns has arrived to you! We are tired of the tyranny of Kimura and will fight for CACAO now!" | |||
| we says: Masatoshi Niwa is a brave fighter although he did go to ABRAHAM with Masanobu Kimura, he came back with his tag-team partner Daijiri Kuroyama because they knew Kimura was a subeta! Now they battle for CACAO and we are glad they are back! One day in the J*TOP tournament, the rude Nijikon knocked Niwa out with his dangerous Kouppo kick and made a hole in his head and laughed. Niwa did not laugh and got angry! | |||
 | DAIJIRO KUROYAMA | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 86kg (190lbs) | alive: Tokyo | |
| favourite techniques: Dragon Suplex, Vertical-Fall Brainbuster, Swandive Dropkick | |||
| other place: Kitty! Visual Dream Fighting, ABRAHAM | |||
| won champions: WPJ Japanese Independant Tag Team Title | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: Daijiro Kuroyama tag with Niwa and they are a skilled team as the Tokyo Guns! Together they won a tournament and became WPJ Japanese Independant Tag Team Champions! | |||
 | SHOJI SUZUKI | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 93kg (205lbs) | alive: Nagoya | |
| favourite techniques: Spiral Bomb, Jaguar Driver, Jaguar Special, Nadare Shiki no Fisherman Buster, Shotay Suicida | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, G-Pro, EMWC, SJPW, PJW, Dream Factory K | |||
| won champions: G-Pro International Super-Middleweight Title, G-Pro International Trios Title, WPJ Independent Welterweight Title, SJPW Cruiserweight Title | |||
| he says: "Ugh! Asakino...I not your partner, and not your best friend. Stop telling lies you!" | |||
| we says: Shoji Suzuki is a brave veteran fighter but still young! He start his career as the masked Jet Jaguar and battled in Super Japan where he became well kown, but then he took off his mask in 1998 and became Shoji Suzuki in G-Pro! He and TORA Wanizame battled angrily then in the Hiryuu Batsu and Zokugun Sangai feud but they are friends now! Suzuki now trains younger wrestlers including the masked Jet Jaguar II!! He passed on the legacy of JET to his young pupil, and now they battle side by side in JET MAXIMUM in CACAO! | |||
 | JETTBOY | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 77kg (170lbs) | alive: Osaka | |
| favourite techniques: Jettboy Astro Punch, Jettboy Astroplex, Space Flying Astro Drop | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "I greatly look forward to our match for my WPJ Title. I know you will fight your best, but so will I." | |||
| we says: Jettboy is a fiery lad who fought Shoji Suzuki at J*TOP in a great contest! They have fought many times since then but Jettboy cannot win against him yet! -_- But Suzuki knows Jettboy has burning spirits and one day will, so they battle next to each other in JET MAXIMUM!!! | |||
 | JET JAGUAR II | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 86kg (190lbs) | alive: Kobe | |
| favourite techniques: Jaguar Special, Jaguar Driver II, Jet Maximum | |||
| other place: SJPW, G-Pro | |||
| won champions: G-Pro International Trios Title | |||
| he says: "Pirateo Z..Nijikon. Celebrate time will be small. Soon enough you both feel power of JET! JET MAXIMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |||
| we says: Jet Jaguar II proudly wears the mask of the original Jet Jaguar! He was trained by the man who wore the mask Shoji Suzuki and has fought alongside him many times in the past. Jet Jaguar II has grown his reputation too, and has fought in some teams - Chiimu Tora in SJPW and Hiryuu Batsu in G-Pro. Now he fights again with Suzuki and the young Jettboy in CACAO! | |||
 | "BLACK HAWK" KAZUYA ASAKINO | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 86kg (190lbs) | alive: ? | |
| favourite techniques: K-Driller, Black Hawk Press | |||
| other place: SJPW, PJW | |||
| won champions: ? | |||
| he says: "You all thinking of making trouble while TORA-san is away? Think again!! Kaz and Shoji Suzuki (I mention he best friend?) will keep some peace!! If any troublemaker aout there then me and shoji will make like A-HA and take on me!!" | |||
| we says: Asakino is a pest and thinks he and Shoji Suzuki are best friends and tells everyone so! Huh! They had known each others for a while in PJW before I think but have not certains. Now he follows JET MAXIMUM!!! and pretends he battles with them. It is a funny I think! Shoji will become sickened of him soon. | |||
 | POWER BOY KASEI | ||
| length: 168cm (5'6") | heavy: 90kg (198lbs) | alive: Osaka | |
| favourite techniques: Death Valley Bomb, Nadare Shiki no Death Valley Bomb, Lariat, Dragon Suplex | |||
| other place: many | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: The Speed Freaks are popular boys from other places! I do not know anymore sorry. | |||
 | WINGS INAZUMA | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 79kg (174lbs) | alive: Tokyo | |
| favourite techniques: Heaven Wings, Nadare Shiki no Frankensteiner, Quebrada | |||
| other place: many | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: The Speed Freaks are popular boys from other places! I do not know anymore sorry. | |||
 | KAMIKAZE ICARUS | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 86kg (190lbs) | alive: Tokyo | |
| favourite techniques: Rocket Lancer, Guillotine Legdrop, Tope Con Hilo | |||
| other place: many | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: The Speed Freaks are popular boys from other places! I do not know anymore sorry. | |||
 | "DYNAMITE K" TAKESHI KOYAMA | ||
| length: 182cm (6') | heavy: 114kg (251lbs) | alive: Osaka | |
| favourite techniques: Trapped Backdrop Driver, Dynamite Driver, Lariat, Cobra Clutch | |||
| other place: G-Pro, BJPW | |||
| won champions: Oita Pro Wrestling Title | |||
| he says: "How do you know truth! TORA did not steal a blanket. I have seen myself with eyes. The old man forgot his blanket and could not remembering where it was so he blamed TORA so people will not know his forgetness and age." | |||
| we says: Koyama is a very strong fighter! He gives powerful techniques and fights with bravely and was a top competitor in G-Pro. Koyama won the Oita Pro Title in a tournament because TORA"s dog MAX died and we cheered but also saddened. Sometimes he defends against outsiders who are like Hisashi Kuroyama from J-FIGHT promotion and Queero Bakemono. | |||
 | "OK-SAN" MR. YOROSHII | ||
| length: 165cm (5'5") | heavy: 105kg (230lbs) | alive: Fukuoka | |
| favourite techniques: Moonsault Press, Camel Clutch, Tope, OK! | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, Fukuoka Pro Wrestling | |||
| won champions: WPJ Japanese Independant Tag Team Title | |||
| he says: "OK!" | |||
| we says: Mr. Yoroshii is a good friend of TORA.. He is also a brother of Roastbeef Columbus! Mr. Yoroshii was a security guard and tells us when things are "OK!" and tells us when things are "NOT OK!" He is like a judge jury and executable in one person! I am glad he is here to tell us. ^_^ | |||
 | ROASTBEEF COLUMBUS | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 75kg (164lbs) | alive: The Seven Seas | |
| favourite techniques: Flavor Discovery, Man Overboard, Penguin Capture, Explorer's Crab, roastbeef discovery, magic | |||
| other place: Okinawa Lucha | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: Roastbeef Columbus sails around the world to seek roastbeef! He has a brother who is Mr. Yoroshii and sometimes they fight next to each other. Columbus is also good at roastbeef magic and pulling it out of ears of people! So when he can I do not know why he goes far.. Maybe he enjoys himself? | |||
 | MAGIC NEPTUNE | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 80kg (175lbs) | alive: Neptune | |
| favourite techniques: Red Comet Dream Zero, Nebula Fisherman | |||
| other place: not | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "Congrats CAC*CAC, maybe next time!" | |||
| we says: Magic Neptune is a new boy in CACAO from some other planet but already has many fans! They say "GO MAGIC NEPTUNE!!" and he burns with spirits for them! | |||
 | CHAN! | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 82kg (180lbs) | alive: China | |
| favourite techniques: CHAN! Tornado, Moonsault Press, candy | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" (when Jadoh CHAN! say "CHAN! when you see this face it is your end! o(\_/)o") | |||
| we says: CHAN! is a friendly Chinese boy who brings candy for children! I think he was in J*TOP but cannot see memories. -_- Everyone likes him but Jadoh CHAN! doesn't. Now CHAN! has nightmares. Be brave, CHAN! | |||
 | THE AESOP | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 89kg (195lbs) | alive: private parts | |
| favourite techniques: Aesop Suplex. Tope Con Hilo, wise fables | |||
| other place: many | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: I don't know? Maybe he will tell a story. | |||
 | ALGEBRA | ||
| length: 170cm (5'7") | heavy: 84kg (185lbs) | alive: Oita City | |
| favourite techniques: Algebra Especial, La Majistral, mathematics | |||
| other place: not | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: Algebra is a new who has the skills of Maths. That is all I know. -_- | |||
 | BRAM BLACK | ||
| length: 198cm (6'6") | heavy: 134kg (295lbs) | alive: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA | |
| favourite techniques: Blacklariato, Dry Gulch Driver, Bram Boomerang | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, LWC, G-Pro | |||
| won champions: G-Pro Jisatsu Title, LWC Silver City Title | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: Bram Black is a fierce angry man from America who has wrestled in Japan for many years! He was famous in G-Pro and was in many fights. Sometimes he is rude and a temper but we all know he battles with very hot fighting spirits so we cheer anyway! Bram is a strong Jisatsu champion and has often use of things as weapons to hurt opponents. I would be afraid for him to be upset at me! | |||
 | JESUS LIZARD | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 82kg (180lbs) | alive: Heaven's Jungle | |
| favourite techniques: Moonsault Senton, Dragon Rana, Swandive Shooting Star Press Suicida, Basilisk Run, preaches | |||
| other place: GLCW, EMWC, IPW, NRG, UKCW | |||
| won champions: IPW Cruiserweight Title | |||
| he says: ""SO HE SAID ONTO THEM 'GO AND MAKE SOME FOOD FOR YOU WILL STARVE IF YOU DO NOT OK?????' AND THEY DID SO MANY PEOPLE HAD POTATOES BUT THERE WAS A FAMIN SO STARTED THE IRISIH POTATO FFIGHTS OF 1982."'` -- EMANUEL LILLYPAD 92:1" | |||
| more he says: "MASON some lunatic but we did not do the mind!!!! Smokr will not be tolerable injustice! GO FORth and battle the unrights of some world like EGG AND CACTIwa the spikes oh they hurt!!" -- Yoshihiro WILCZAK - Korenthians 5:10 ((1991 Full House Editions)))" | |||
| we says: Jesus Lizard is a strange lizard who tells us words of God? I do not understand his preaches sometimes but listen carefully to learn! He is wise because he has been in fights around the world! You should listen too and then die and go to Heaven! | |||
 | NIJIKON | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 93kg (205lbs) | alive: The Wicked City | |
| favourite techniques: H-Bomb Splash, Paizuri Drop, Backseat Driver, Zokugun Bomb, Floating Sakura Petal, nosebleeds from hentai | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, G-Pro, EMWC | |||
| won champions: G-Pro International Trios Title, Z-Pro Dog Legs Title, EMWC Pacific Title | |||
| he says: "Yeah, baby! Yeah! [crotch-chops] Yeah, baby! Yeah! [crotch-chops] Yeah, baby! Yeah! [crotch-chops] Yeah, baby! ....." | |||
| we says: Nijikon and TORA Wanizame were friends once but they are angry enemies now! He is always pointing to his pelvises so rude!! We hate him! They have long history. It was TORA that trained Nijikon and bring him to wrestling in G-Pro! TORA ask him to wrestle with him and Bram Black in a brutal fight and they won! But Demon Boy Ishrinku put staples on Nijikon's private parts and made him hurt... I shut my eyes! Nijikon shut his eyes too and fell asleep at end of the match. I do not understands why they are not friends now... I is sad -_- | |||
 | DR. PIRATEO Z | ||
| length: 178lbs (5'10:) | heavy: 97kg (213lbs) | alive: O-sake | |
| favourite techniques: Crow's Nest Bomb, Shipwreck!, Drunken Sailorbomb, intoxication, throwing up vomits | |||
| other place: EMWC, CLLL, RCLL | |||
| won champions: RCLL Drunkenweight Title | |||
| he says: "TORA-san, yOu sUbeTA, you start CACAO and no invite me? I piss on dream of you with masawakaku! I make you big star that is super and you ignore me! I destroy konnpyuta b/c you don't invite me now I must type on pornographic office equipment... yOu bishonen biatchu, you go have awesome buruusekkasu before I cut boths futomaras off." | |||
| we says: Dr. Pirateo Z is one more friend of TORA who went bad and stopped having friends with him. He say it because TORA didn't invite him to CACAO but I would say TORA used phones to call all the bars to find him but he was in Mexico maybe? When TORA was battling, Pirateo ran down. We thought he giving hellos but then spat his drink at TORA's face! We knew then he was a Rooster C**t! We hate him because it! Choco-Cremes.com will make him pay them! | |||
 | CROSSING GUARD SHIMODA | ||
| length: Classified | heavy: Classified | alive: Classified | |
| favourite techniques: Top-Rope Frankensteiner, Tiger Driver, directing pedestrians | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "TO STOP!" | |||
| we says: Crossing Guard Shimoda gives us pains!! When the Rooster C**ts are running away and are getting a chase, he helps by telling others "TO STOP!" and they must "To stop!" so they don't catch them! Ugh it is an annoyance! Shimoda is also a big cheat and uses his sign in matches to make opponents sore. | |||
 | "DAZZLING SPIRIT OF GORGEOUS" TOSHI MABAYUI | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 102kg (225lbs) | alive: Hollywood, Tokyo | |
| favourite techniques: Spiral Paradise Blade EX, Excalibur Hold, hanging some tens | |||
| other place: Wrestle Project J, Gensho Angura | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "Hang some tens, dude!!" | |||
| we says: Toshi is a mean young boy who thinks he is pretty! But he can fight angrily too and has danger cheats. He beat Youth Gone Wild by throwing sparkles at his eyes so watch out! | |||
 | IKAJIN X | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 102kg (225lbs) | alive: Beppu, Oita-ken | |
| favourite techniques: Superfreak, Squid Hold, Omankogatame, clawhold while sucking sounds | |||
| other place: not | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "I like! I like it!" (when Leather Sexy uses whips on him) | |||
| we says: Ikajin X is an odd squid man. I do not sure what else but he has a girlfriend who is Leather Sexy. She is a squid too and hits him with whips to make him happy. I do not understands sometimes. Sometimes I do not want to have understanding of it. x_x | |||
 | LEATHER SEXY | ||
| length: ? | heavy: ? | alive: private parts | |
| favourite techniques: bondage | |||
| other place: ? | |||
| won champions: ? | |||
| she says: "..." | |||
| we says: HUH?!? | |||
 | "DANGERSOME FIGHTER" KETSUEKI IKEDA | ||
| length: 182cm (6') | heavy: 111kg (245lbs) | alive: Sapporo | |
| favourite techniques: Thunder Fire Powerbomb, Death Valley Bomb, Danger Bomb, martial arts, feeding rabbits | |||
| other place: NRG, Wrestle Priject J, G-Pro | |||
| won champions: NRG World Title | |||
| he says: "I have damage of the neck in this point in time and can not after a doctor fight. But which they know? If you it want to receive Kaijuu you it. Perhaps this week perhaps the next. Perhaps at the exhibition of Gunryo. If just you it call.Their bodies without lives at my knocking will be, and I will hurt you, as I am hurt now." | |||
| we says: Ikeda is very angry violent Jisatsu warrior who had many fights in G-Pro! He gave young Hiroshi Abe beatings but then had tag team with him. Then they lost so Ikeda gaves him more beatings and put him in a toilet! Abe is gone now to rest but I worry to who might be next?? Ikeda and Bram Black have anger so many battles could be ahead! | |||
 | TORO ZOMBIE | ||
| length: 178cm (5'10") | heavy: 107kg (235lbs) | alive: private parts | |
| favourite techniques: Diving Body Press, Tombstone, Diving Senton Suicida, humping things | |||
| other place: Zombie Pro | |||
| won champions: Zombie Pro Junior Heavyweight Title | |||
| he says: | |||
| we says: Toro Zombie is strange and only wrestles sometimes. We saw him in J*TOP maybe and then sometimes afterwards. When he is here he tries to have intercourse with things! It is very uhhhhhhh.. | |||
 | JADOH CHAN! | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 84kg (185lbs) | alive: China | |
| favourite techniques: Senton Atomico, Jadoh Driver, badness | |||
| other place: not | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "CHAN! when you see this face it is your end! o(\_/)o" | |||
| we says: Jadoh CHAN! is a bad CHAN! who said bad things to CHAN! and gave him scares! He is a very mean boy because someone told me CHAN! wets on his bed again because of the frights. Grrr! It makes me so mad I boil! | |||
 | SWANK | ||
| length: 173cm (5'8") | heavy: 100kg (220lbs) | alive: Nagoya | |
| favourite techniques: SWANK Dive Headbutt, Ruffled Feathers, having embarrassedments | |||
| other place: not | |||
| won champions: not | |||
| he says: "They are swans and it is not a fun!" | |||
| we says: SWANK had wrestled in first which was a big tag match and he came to the ring with swans! It was very funny but then some troublesome people watching the match tried to kill them and there was a fight so the match was cancelled.. baka! -_- Then the swans tried to kill SWANK and he ran away and we all laughed so it was not so bad. SWANK did not laugh though because he received pecks. | |||