This is a site dedicated to the determination of the human spirit, or something like that.
 
 

Only after signing up for this site and calling it stupidshitforfun did I read the little disclaimer that the host puts up against blatent fucking aww shit I can't think of the word right now, it's 2 in the god damned morning. Hell, it's the smart word for swearing, so ya, I'm gonna do some stupid assinine things, just to entertain the faceless masses, because I can.
 
 

I give Fortunecity on god damned week before they shut me down.
 
 

That retard Jeff Probst with a card saying Jerri's a bitch, like he doesn't stare a her ass when she's wearing next to nothing.

Well there kiddies, I'm not too sure if any of you are watching Survivor II but you should know something

The person who gets hurt next week is Jeff. They show him reacting on the preview but that was an earlier shot. He and the lazy black guy get into a conversation and Captain Lazy(what the crew called Nick) comments on how much he is disgusted by homosexuals. Jeff got all defensive and Nick hopped up and playfully ran away. Jeff chased him into the water and fell hard on a few rocks. He thrashed around in a pissy stammer(you know, like a bitch) and they had to get him medical attention because he severely cut his ankle and hands.

No back door boogie for a little while Jeffy. Oh yeah, Colby won, Kel was jerking off and Jerri gets hers next week. Thanks!
 
 

Sorry for spoiling the show folks, hey now you can go out and have lives, you should thank me.

You could be this fucknut god knows we need another yahoo with a shitty webpage, oh wait that's me. I'll shut up now.

I'm just so ashamed to be a canadian when there are people like this retard out there.