I have finally gotten around to updating this awesome homepage. I have received numerous complaints, such as "Why doesn't the epicenter of the internet ever change?" and "How come there is no information on the creator of such a magnificant site with such a plethora of top-drawer entertainment?" So as I could not possibly disappoint my loyal fans any longer, I am proud to present you with the second installment of..... ummmmmm.... my homepage!
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Long awaited and still in progress, it's the ME page. That's right, pages and pages about the genious that has inspired this very page that you are reading from right this second. That's right, I am watching your every move. I knew this video feed magic eye was a great idea! I'll just have a little look around your room now as you keep reading. You wouldn't believe the amount of people that surf the net naked. And yes, this little eye sees all. If you are interested in purchasing such a device contact Vandalay Industries however they only accept
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