The Undaground Liquor Dispensory
(for when the legal age is too old)
Ahh, Lemme guess: your poppa won't buy yah the goods for that party??  Well, UPS works just as well...
Check out the main domain: The Tavern
 
But no, I really don't sell booze.
I'm not even old enough
to buy booze.
and besides, Smirnoff is for wusses.
But Guiness Stout: now that's a beer with taste.
I'm trying to think of what to stick on this page.
If you have any flaming remarks or suggestions, why don't
you mail me:
[email protected]
C'mon, it'll be lots of fun.