"It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."

-Tallulah Bankhead-


"The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?"

-Myrtie Barker-


"When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen."

-Pauline Frederick-


"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."

-Erma Bombeck-


"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

-Gloria Steinem-


"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until the first attack."

-Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach-


"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."

-Shelley Winters-


"It is the friends you can call up at 4 am that matter."

-Marlene Dietrich-


"Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky."

-Deborah Kerr-


"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

-Phyllis Diller-


"Time wounds all heels."

-Jane Ace-


"When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

-Judith Viorist-


"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."

-Jeanne Moreau-


"The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it."

-Roseanne-


"A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is often his nursery."

-Clare Booth Luce-