Once in a lifetime, a Herculean warrior conquers all those who stand before him. Beneath his walk the ground shakes, and above him, the thunder booms! For he is a legend in the making...and nothing can stop him!
Unfortunately, Gillberg is not that man!!
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A knock on his locker room door, "You�re up Gillberg", and he emerges. When you first see "The Man Called Gillberg", you can�t help but laugh. Surrounded by security, he is about as colorless as a piece of wet dough. You gotta wonder if he has ever seen the sun before. And what�s up with that out of style tattoo? It looks like he drew it on himself with a magic marker! His pre-match warm up has become ritual. Those noises he makes are his mating sounds. The growling and snarling he makes is his strange way to scare you. He sounds more like a dog with rabies than a intimidating wrestler. And when he slaps himself in the face, is he getting psyched up or softened up? How about those faces he makes? It looks like Gillberg got kicked righ tin the groin! The way his eyes roll around in his head, Gillberg reminds me of a human slot machine. It looks like he got hit up side the head with a bag of quorters and the ugly stick. How about those big sparklers? I�ve had better fireworks displays with a box of matches! Surounded in smoke, Gillberg�s gagging looks more like a dog coughing up a hairball. For a man who began his crusade by pumping his own chant through the P.A. system, it hasn�t taken long for us fans to get behind him. What is it about Gillberg that has launched him into the ranks of the most popular superstars in the World Wrestling Federation? Is it his fetching physique? Is it his strapping good looks? Or, is it his ability to make us laugh? If there is one thing that will alway stay the same with the people who watck the World Wrestling Federation is that they love to be entertained, and Gillberg does that exactly. He is very freking, hilarious!
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