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(Think As If Willy Is Saying This) I'm a boy with a big nose. I'm a boy with a serious breath problem. I'm a boy that doesn't put deooderent on. I'm a boy that has some major B O. I'm a boy with huge toes, that stick out of my shoes. I'm a boy with no friends. I'm a boy with a pees of flab on my peen. I'm a boy that likes to go out with my pets and have anal sex with them. I'm a boy that likes to correct people like a fag. I'm a boy with a voice lower than the grand canyon. I'm a boy with a chipped tooth that makes me look like a fag. I'm a boy with hands the size of my upper body. I'm a boy that doesn't brush anyone of my teeth. I'm a boy that thinks that my hair cut is cool. I'm a boy that will never get a girlfriend, not even a boyfriend. I'm a boy who keeps my dogs testys in a jar. I'm a boy that has worse breath than my pet dog. I'm a boy with no style of close. I'm a boy with no cock n balls. I'm a boy that is in love with a gay man. I'm a boy that butt packs my father. I'm a boy that sleeps with my mom sister and brother. I'm a boy that has a father that is taller than 9'3". I'm a boy with a thumm up my anal passage. I'm a boy with a gap in my mouth so big that you would want to kick a field goal. I'm a boy with some major ass packing problems. I'm a boy that would like to see many different farm animals naked. I'm a boy that likes to go to all male strip clubs. I'm a boy who gets boners in class when fat male teachers bend over. I'm a boy that can not get any good grades in school, because all I can think about is fucking my dad in the ass. I'm a boy that owns a pool so I can see my family top less. I'm a boy that leaves dog shit all over my house so my parents step in it. I'm a boy who will never stop eating because I'm an owgre. I'm a boy with a brother that is cooler than me. I'm a boy that thinks I have coordination. I'm a boy that has teeth that make me look like a jack-ass, named Lou. I'm a boy that has no funny jokes. I'm a boy that drinks a load of cum a day, my mod o is a load of cum a day keeps the docter away. I'm a boy that always gets grounded for humping my dad too hard. I'm a boy who grabs my peen like a owgre. I'm a boy that has the fastest computer in the world. I'm a boy that wears tight pants. I'm a boy that rides a bike to feel the bumps on the road on my balls. I'm a boy with two huge bumps on my forehead. I'm a boy with cum on my chin from Lou , my dad. I'm a boy that has a millimeter peter. I'm a boy that has a single testy. I'm a boy that is a big klutz. I'm a boy that dreams of my dad by day and spanks him by night. I'm a boy that calls my brother the best butt packer in the world. I'm a boy who enjoys male oral sex. I'm a boy that wishes that both men and women had peens. I'm a boy that has no pubic hair and I am 15. I'm a boy that has so much leg hair that they call me Wolf man. I'm a boy that looks like a geek to the geeks. I'm a boy that has worse breath than my BO. I'm a boy that thinks I am Batman and Super man. I'm a boy that wears whitie tighties. I'm a boy that likes to see big sweaty men in movies. I'm a boy that boinks my mom. I'm a boy with some bad ass hemroid problems. I'm a boy that hits my self in the groin. I'm a boy who trips over my own feet. I'm a boy that constantly needs to take a shower. I'm a boy who has very bad toe cheese. I'm a boy who wishes to become big and hairy. I'm a boy that needs many breath mints. I'm a boy who wants to become a professional cock sucker. I'm a boy going thru depression due to my large nose. I'm a boy that plans on setting up a video camera in the boys locker room. I'm a boy going gay. I'm a boy who is going to master bate tonight. I'm a boy who smells like a farm animal. I'm a boy who dreams about becoming a male stripper for an all male club. I'm a boy who dreams about having all guy orgys. I'm a boy who cant stop thinking about my mom my dad and me having a 3 sum. I'm a boy who will suck anything for 25 cents. I'm a boy who got fired from a farm for kicking a horse in the crotch. I'm a boy who jerks off every night. I'm a boy who needs a strap on dick to fuck my dad and mom because I only have a millimeter peter. I'm a boy that would love to have sex with any farm animal. I'm a boy that will be a queer for all of my life. I'm a boy that can bend over and lick my ass. I'm a boy that has a dog that won't let me finger fuck it. I'm a boy that will rub up against your leg and bark like a dog for a blow job. I'm a boy that licks my peen because I enjoy doing it. I'm a boy that wears sandles so I can show my big toe. I'm a boy who gets cock suckers cramp every night. I'm a boy that wears a nose condom so snot will not get in my ass when I fuck myself. I'm a boy that can boink my dad with a double back flip. I'm a boy that cant stop shit ing because I get fucked in the ass, way too hard. I'm a boy that likes to suck out the shit of my sisters ass. I'm a boy that colors my ass with florecint colors so people no where to stick it in. I'm a boy who cant get my peen erect. I'm a boy that uses my stank ass breath as a weapon. I'm a boy who likes to stay erect at all times when possible. I'm a boy who is planning to fuck all of the fat men of America. I'm a boy with some cock n balls up my ass. I'm a boy that likes to jizz on ivory soap in the shower. I'm a boy who will give you the best blow job for the lowest price in town. I'm a boy that will lick your ass for a back rub. I'm a boy that can bend over backwards to give you a dick rub. I'm a boy that has balls the size of peas. I'm a boy that will grow up to be in the small dick hall of fame. I'm a boy that will live in a dumpster for my life time. I'm a boy that won't have a life for the rest of all eternity. I'm a boy who drinks power aid so I won't run out of ass packing power. I'm a boy that shaves my dogs ass and tells him to walk backwards. I'm a boy that needs to learn how to wipe my ass. I'm a boy that shovs a cucumber up my ass when I am board. I'm a boy that wants to learn how to fuck a cat so I have another thing to do when I am board. I'm a boy that needs to learn how to clip my nails. I'm a boy that will hump you for one doggy treat. I'm a boy that will always be a fag. I'm a boy that needs a big dick in my ass at least twice a night. I'm a boy who calls my dads name out when I am dreaming. I'm a boy that will strip for your grandmother for $2.50. I'm a boy that thinks I have big muscles. I'm a boy that is a bit weaker than my 98 year old great-grandmother. I'm a boy that has a 105 year old great-great-grandmother that I cant beat in arm wrestling. I'm a boy that has a dick thinr than a CD. I'm a boy that will never stop shit ing constantly, even after I stop having anal sex. I'm a boy that can put on a pup et show for one smack on my balls. I'm a boy whos nickname is,"smallest dick of the family," I get called this at least 8 times a day. I'm a boy who sometimes likes to give blo-jobs. I'm a boy that can smell my breath under-water. I'm a boy who constently stubs my toe du to its extremly large size. I'm a boy that shaves my ass hair because my dad Lou, won't stick his dick in my ass unless I shave it at leat 3 times a day because it grows so fast. I'm a boy that still be leavs in the toothfairy, that means at least once a night I try to nock at least one tooth out unless I got packed to hard to get up. I'm a boy that loves having pencils and pens shovd up my ass on a regular bases. I'm a boy who will take a bath with your dog or cat for entertainment. I'm a boy that knows all the songs and words for the Spice Girls and Hanson. I'm a boy just under the height so I don't have to bend over to suck my dads and my brothers cock. I'm a boy thats wants to start a company called "Toe Cheese/Jam is Us" we would have the finist selection of toe jam and toe cheese around the world. I'm a boy who thinks about my brother in the shower and gets boners over him. I'm a boy that needs to learn to stop jerking off when I get a boner in the class-room thinking about my dad and I having anal sex in the woods next to a big camp fire. I'm a boy that needs tough-actin-tinacton for my bad ass foot fun gus. I'm a boy that can smell a shit through 30 feet of cement because of my large nose. I'm a boy that will screw a dog if you will teach me how. I'm a boy that just got my testiys removed so I can look at them whenever I cant get my dads dick. I'm a boy that still needs to grow a dick because I love to have anal sex. I'm a boy that had a butt-hole so tight you couldn't get a pin out of my ass without a tractor,until I met Lou, my dad. I'm a boy that guzels two gallons of cum from my dad that he ejackulated in side of my ass during our daily anal sex hour. I'm a boy that loves the things my docter does to me during my phycical check ups. I'm a boy that has eyes like a oriental person squinting. I'm a boy that gets a boner when Lou bends-over. I'm a boy with hands so big I can jerk off my mom dad sisters and brother in one hand motion. I'm a boy that can smell my dad takeing a dump from a dumpster in an alley. I'm a boy that humps stop sighns at the curb. I'm a boy the chases the mail man home so I can see him deliver me something in my ass. I'm a boy who will grant you 3 wishes for a rub on my magic cock. I'm a boy who is the maniger of "Cock, what a cramp!." I'm a boy who loves to drop the soap in my jail sell shower. I'm a boy who models for "Gay Men" magazine. I'm a boy who wants to clime a mountain to fuck the wise goat of the mountian. I'm a boy who is to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. I'm a boy who eats beans so I can blo a fart when my brothers dick is to swelled in my ass, I can blo it out at will. I'm a boy who likes my sisters firm ass in my hand. I'm a boy who honors my dads butt packing ability. I'm a boy who enjoys the sound of music on the radio when ramming is not availible due to the fact of my father jiz-ing on my brother during his bathroom break. I'm a boy usually bent over. I'm a boy living homosexual and loving it. I'm a boy who dances like a monkey with its dick in a steel clamp. I'm a boy who will get trown in jail to see men fucking me at the same time. I'm a boy that can count my total amount of friends with the money in my wallet, zero. I'm a boy who likes going to museums and jerking off to all the naked pictures and sculptures of men getting rammed. I'm a boy that wants the man in side of the easter bunny suit to fuck me like a wild animal. I'm a boy who will some day get a nose reduction , making it a little under 16 feet. I'm a boy who beleves that some day I will become the great ass-packing god of Canada and China. I'm a boy who suffers from a sickness, once i start to suck a dick I want to eat the entire thing. I'm a boy with items such as comdoms, pencils, cum, grass, test tubes, apples, and fish stuck up my ass and nose. I'm a boy that likes to take control in the bedroom. I'm a boy that sees farm animals as sex toys. I'm a boy that will perform a lap dance naked if you do the same for me. I'm a boy that can receve a cock in my ass as slow as a turtle or as fast as a jack rabbit. I'm a boy who has worked hard for the title "Super, Gay Wad." I'm a boy that wants to fuck my dad like a bucking bronkoe. I'm a boy with an asshole the size of pea that can expand to the size of a basketbal within a few seconds of asspacking. I'm a boy who is a sex offender in 49 of the 50 states. I'm a boy that some would call a dick sucking no lifed big nosed small dicked owgre. I'm a boy that is the magical fairy of farm animals with small cock n balls. I'm a boy whos breath can burn thru steel and still be smelled a mile away. I'm a boy who went to veeitnom to be with all the men when they were looking for a little fun after work. I'm a boy that has a body that has the worst case of B O known to mankind. I'm a boy that was drilled for oil in my asshole by many different company executives. I'm a boy who likes wine after some good home style sex. I'm a boy that prefurs plastic dildos not the regular shiney crome they sell to me down at the store they call Men with sexy toys they use on them selves at night with other men, on the west side near my former bed buddys home, Mister Klasna. I'm a boy that has an asshole that couldn't get much larger even if you stuck a stick of die no mite in it. I'm a boy that could grow a beard at the young age of 10. I'm a boy that will date a farm animal if it asks me. I'm a boy that will go down on a man in a movie theater if the guy gives me popcorn and a slushy. I'm a boy that likes when wrestlers slap my rock bottom and when they deliver the bang on me and jenny. I'm a boy that can not find my tiny dick with my overly sized hands. I'm a boy that found the movie "Robin Hood Men in tights" very exciting and made me very hornnny! I'm a boy who bought a hot tub so i could see my friends naked in the bubbles. I'm a boy who has a uncircumsized mushroom. I'm a boy whos best friend is Davis Moravec because he gets me aroused. I'm a boy who likes to watch baboons bare red ass and see their cock when it is aroused. I'm a boy who needs to take a shower today because i smell like some major ass. I'm a boy who likes to play Final Fantasy because I like to see Cloud's bulging biceps. I'm a boy that is going to get knocked out by kyle broad because I talk too much shit out of a mouth that smells like shit. I'm a boy that rents my nose out in new york when the brooklyn bridge is out. I'm a boy that survived in the desert with no water for two weeks having to live off of my own cum. I'm a boy that works at a ranch so I can wear the tight pants, sturups and ride horses. I'm a boy that has B o that smells like shit. I'm a boy who wants to wipe my pits with paper towel because they smell like shit. I'm a boy who has never heard of speed stick. I'm a boy who wants to wash my pits with blueberry soap. I'm a boy who stunk up the whole computer room. I'm a boy who wears the same clothes four days in a row because it's cool. I'm a boy who plugs the toilet up ever time i drop a load. I'm a boy that cleans myself with my piss as water and a terd for soap. I'm a boy whos shoes smell so bad they kill flies that try to land on them. I'm a boy that has shoes that are so big i could never fall over. I'm a boy that gets peoples attention by saying , Hey Dude. I'm a boy that has breath that is labled as a by o logical weapon. I'm a boy that would turn doun a sack of gems for a taste of my dads sack of nuts. I'm a boy that tryed to kill brett with my arm pits from hell. I'm a boy that has over 20 gallons of cum saved for a rainy day with lou. I'm a boy who wants to live in a cardboard box on the rock's freshly moed grass and probobly will. I'm a boy that likes to fuck dead things because that way I can't fuck them to death with my un sur cum sized dick. I'm a boy that gonna make you sweat, sweat till you cant sweat no more, and if you cry out, i'm going to push it some more. I'm a boy that likes to be called Very un sexy, the asshole enlarger. I'm a boy who likes to watch the boys track team so i can see their cock n balls bounce up and down over and over and over and over again. I'm a boy who wants to go over to france because the women over there have wolf man arm pits. I'm a boy that dosn't play any sports but likes to drop the soap when ever I shower with the team. I'm a boy that tryed to count how many men i have screwed, but gave up at 17488374587. I'm a boy that is the Blue Blazer. I'm a boy that likes to watch wrestling for the massive amount of spand X worn by all of the men. I'm a boy who was so ugly I had to get fed by Lou, with a slingshot. I'm a boy who screems Daaaam these big Haaands. I'm a boy who ask Brett for money because I have to pay off Lou, for each screw. I'm a boy who has a hard disk drive in my ass so Lou, can insert a memory chip so I have maximum ass packing power. I'm a boy who is a big du sure. I'm a boy who idolizes a one eyed Billy Joel. I'm a boy who has a book out called How to screw Mike Sanner and Lou, for Dummies. I'm a boy who is way past being gay. I'm a boy who knows how to do the Macarena while packing Lou, my dad. I'm a boy who doesn't brush my teeth so i can get rid of the Japs, chinese, indians, charlies and frence because of my killing breath. I'm a boy who first car will be shaped like a big nose. I'm a boy whos brother looks like Lex Lu g er and that turns me on, I also like Lou. I'm a boy that likes to go out in wimins underwhere and sing the song, gonna make you sweat, sweat till you cant sweat no more, and if you cry out, i'm going to push it some more. I'm a boy who has a collection of favorite songs that I would like to sing for you, Und der he was, the two horned Sanner, I reached for my cum gun, Lou, was in the shop, so i pulled out my big asshole enlarger, after the cum cleared, there it was, a white shot, right between the eyes. I'm a boy whos next song is, it's the second week of Mike camp, and all the fags are here, we like Lous cum mixed with all our stanken beer. I'm a boy who says enough is enough and it's time for a shower! I'm a boy who will make out with your pet donkey if you will let me eat up his shit so my breath can kill Lou, in case he did not use his Power-Aid for maximum ass packing power. I'm a boy who loves making Lou, say Uhhhhhhhhh you are a fen om i non. I'm a boy who is told to bow-down on my knees, butt naked please. I'm a boy who likes to speak fluent Italian, German, French, Spanish and Russian so I can pick up any ugly ass foregn exchange student. I'm a boy who wants to have it up the tale pipe by the Davis. I'm a boy that will be the first gay man to enginer the first male dildoh. I'm a boy that can be best described as Lou's sex uualy explicet man handled flexible boy toy that is Rowdee Rowdee and Bowdee Bowdee . I'm a boy that dosen't want nobody else , when I think about you I touch myself , with Lex Lu g er. I'm a boy that wants my dad and all the people who screw me on a hour lee bases to Knock me out before they start to pack me so when they pull an all nighter I'll still get a good nights rest. I'm a boy that tryed to grow a beard over the summer. I'm a boy that thinks I have side burns. I'm a boy that likes to copy the lines of Vaall Veenis because they make me feel like the many women he screws. I'm a boy that keeps getting disqualified from the Olympic events due to my big daaaaaam hands. I'm a boy that drank 50 gallons of pur fume and listerine to make my breath smell better, it didn't work , Daaaaam. I'm a boy that got my army platoon caught during an ambush because the enemy smelt my funky B O. , the captin said, Daaaam your B O! I'm a boy with a piece of shit stuck in my mouth. I'm a boy that at school, people labled me the peolpes looser. I'm a boy who is the leader of the MWO, Mikes World Order. I'm a boy that thinks I have a caf een drinking problem. I'm a boy that won't stop lifting weights until I have 50 inch biceps. I'm a boy that likes my brothers joystick. I'm a boy that will never get a zit because I used all of my testosterone to grow these big daaaaam haaaands. I'm a boy that is so white I look like a piece of paper. I'm a boy that is used as a pair of subwoofers in my friends cars, i'm ripping them off, I get 1 dollar a month. I'm a boy that wrote the book on being cool. I'm a boy that perfers she males. I'm a boy that doesn't cut my fingernails so I can cut my friends while we wrestle. I'm a boy that chews gum like an owgre. I'm a boy that will never grow up to be as tall as Lou, my dad, because he is 9'3". I'm a boy that wants to grab my brothers joystick tonight. I'm a boy that was cross-bread with a triceritops. I'm a boy that is evolving everyday to become more like a crossbread triceritops that is partly a gay owgre. I'm a boy that has a dad that only has two words for me "Suck It." I'm a boy who lives by the motto "tighter is better", you can tell by my sex life and the kind of pants I wear. I'm a boy who is going to pump Davis Morivec in the weight room , as well as in the bedroom. I'm a boy that will soon become the leader of the nation of mastrobation. I'm a boy that is going to be in WCW , they said I'll start once they start the GWO , Gay World Order. I'm a boy that lifted weights so my friends would not make fun of my big daaaam haaaands. I'm a boy that will never stop loving power aid. I'm a boy who won't pass my honors biology class. I'm a boy that will let you lay the smack down on my boney ass for one smack on my balls. I'm a boy whos hand can wrap around Mark henry's stomach. I'm a boy who's keyboards have to have keys the size of floor tiles so I can push any single one. I'm a boy whos alarm clock is my grand ma with a two by four. I'm a boy that occasionally thinks that I am a Jabro ne. I'm a boy who is going to be in the ECW , European Cock-sucking Wrestling. I'm a boy who has had sex with as many women as times I have brushed my teeth , zero. I'm only human, please, will you be my friend? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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"Can you smell what the rock is cooking?" | If you can't then E-Mail me you Roodie Poo Candy Ass Jabronie and I will slap the tase out of your mouth!! You know why because you are a 10 pound monky crap in a 5 pound bag!! If you Sme-l-l-l-l-l-l what The Rock is cooking!!! The Rock has some good phrases but the best wrestler in the WWF by far is Dyane Gill (Gillberg), the way he enters the ring is 100x funnier than what I wrote about Willy up above!! Also the way he wins every single match, unlike that fag in WCW, what's his name, oh ya it's Goldberg, who's ever herd of him? E-Mail me and tell me what you think!!
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