I'm moving in....moving in? I'm in, been in..

I'm moving in....moving in? I'm in, been in..

Welcome to my Other page.Enjoy. There really is no point to this page, except maybe to post jokes, and other stupid stuff.Also, so I can have a lot of graphics. and a guestbook or two would be really nice.

Since, the maker of this wonderful piece of artwork, wishes to remain anonymous,
then so he shall.. btw Cam, I love it!!

This page will be updated every Tuesday and Thursday, because it's my least busy days. :)
okay, I think I am changing this, to be updated on Wednesdays, once a week.. It seem I always forget on Tuesday.. and by that time, it is almost Thursday.

Well, it's Wednesday, and it's been awhile since I updated, I know.

SORRY! I was out of town.

Both of this weeks jokes are e-mails, so feel free to send them.
And, I have extras since I got so far behind. To get to them, go to
the second link..

I have ICQ. if you wanna send me your number, then be my guest.

The following supposedly was nominated "best e-mail of 1997" ( By whom?
Who has the time for that?). A telephonic exchange between a
hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review...

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"

Gotta joke? Send it to me.

WHY WE'RE ALL SO TIRED

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron deficient blood,
lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies.
But now I found out the real reason.
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million
are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do
the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million
to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000
to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me..

And you're sitting there screwing around on email.

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