This is my collection of the best, the elite few, the only ones i could find, the greatest Bill Gates and Micro$oft jokes. With the release of Windows 98, it was kind of inevitable. If you arent to crazy 'bout Bill Gates jokes, read em anyway cause they wont kill you. (i, nor is fortunecity.com, at fault for any health problems encountered on this page)This page is currently and permanently UNDER CONSTRUCTION Ok, enough crap, on to the jokes....
(more to come)


Complete List Of Windows 95 Error Messages
Bill's Lazer
What if people Bought Cars like they buy computers?
Great Disasters In The Past
World's Smartest Man
Bill Goes To Heaven
A Convincing Picture
Is There A God?
Unrelated HILAROUS song


Questions? Comments? Keep em to yourself
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These jokes have been collected around the web. I don't take credit for any of them and I thank all of the original writers





	
	
	

	



I also apologise for my awful spelling
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