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This is a top secret picture hacked from Nasa's deepest and secretest computers. Extratesticaledl life has procreated with Tommy Lee's wife and sparring partner, Pamela Anderson. Nasa is speculating that the Pamela has been impregnated by the beings last month. The resulting offspring is rumored to bare a striking resembalance to the late Tiny Tim, said one NASA spokesman. We wish Pamela a smooth pregnancy and wish her and her new alien spawn a long life. | ||||||||||||||||
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Top five things I hate 1.Hate groups-not cause of their beliefs but they are always the stupidest and most inbreed things on the planet. 2.Being Straight and being the bouncer at a gay bar. 3.The way that college educated multi-million athletes butcher the English Language. Example Karl Malone said"Dennis Rodman do what he want to do" buy a dictionary, christ even Chris Burke can conjugate verbs. 4.When people come into a restaraunt and want to be treated like royality. Excuse me, this coffee is too hot. Excuse me, There is not enough pepper in this. Excuse me can you reach under the table and jerk my husband off to the point of orgasm. Oh yeah and we do dip our balls in your food 5.Cauliflower-Albino brocoli Top five Favorite Beers 1.Budweiser-Buds for studs other beers are for queers. 2.Spaaten lager-4 stars 3.Murpheys Irish Stout 4.Bass Ale 5.Corona Top Five Wrestlers 1.Sandman 2.Terry Funk 3.Mick Foley 4.Disco Inferno 5.New Jack Worst 5 wrestlers 1.Hulk Hogan 2.Vincent 3.John Tenta 4.Fit Finley 5.Brutus Beefcake Top Five stables of all time 1.DX 2.Original 4 horsemen 3.Original Triple Threat 4.Blue World Order 5.Dudues w/ attitudes Top Five funniest last words 1. JFK- "A parade in Dallas, Christ I need that like I need a another hole in my head" 2.General Custer-"Indians, Smidians. How many can be left.?" 3.Sunny Bono "Hey watch this guys" 4. Marie Antoinette"I hope that is a big cigar cutter" 5. Elvis Presley "HEY LISA MARIE BRING ME SOME EX-LAX. THIS ONE IS A MONSTER" | My Top five lists cause everyone does top 10 lists | ||||||||||||||||
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| JACK LA LAINE GO BACK TO THE SENIOR CITIZEN EASTER EGG HUNT. TERRY FUNK PLAYS NO BINGO |
This is the real senior citizen athlete and the lord of hardcore. TERRY FUNK. TerryFunk at 54 years of old, consistently fights the toughest competition in the WWF.His workrate is higher than almost anyone else in the wrestling bidness and yet still finds time to run the double cross ranch in Texas. He is also a key thespian in film, Theater and Televison. His appereances on Quantum Leap and Fact or Fiction are quite memorable. Besides being a former world champion, Terry appears in such oscar worthy films as Over the Top and the classic Roadhouse. Terry lets stars like Patrick Swayze and Sylvster Stallone have their scenes by taking one hell of a punch. While I can see Rocky taking on the Funker, I cant see Swayze going more than a few seconds. Patrick Swayze was in To Wong foo, Ghost and Dirty Dancing, all three completelynegate masculanity. The Funker has moonsaluted into barbed wire covered land mines and been set ablaze. You tell me who would win that kind of lunatic or that lactating leprauchan Patrick? I wish that when I am at the ripe old age of 54 I do my job with the intensity and dedication that Terry does his. | ||||||||||||||||
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