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You are so dumb , You think martial arts are paintings by the sheriff.

I love what you have done with your hair , How did you get it out of your nose like that?

If fat where gas you would be able to circle the earth three TIMES!

You Look like you've been pulled back wards through a knot hole.

Your face can shrivel a man/woman like a three hour bath.

Your mother is so big that her graduation picture had to be an airial shot.

Your mother was raped by a german shepard and you were the after effect.

You have the intellegence of a bucket of rocks.

Your origins are so low you would have to limbo under the family tree.

Your mouth is so big you could suck an egg from a chicken.

Your about as charming as a dead mouse in al loaf of bread.

You have less backbone than a choclate eclair.

You have the personal charm of a milipede.

You are so dumb when you are asked for your name you are stuck for an awnser.

Your face looks like you were weened on a pickle.
 
Here are some MORE funny insults
You have about as much class as a lawn flamingo.

Please sit down and take the mess off your feet.

You have the face of a saint , a saint bernard that is.

Your such a sourpuss that when you suck a lemon , The lemon makes a face.

I refuse not to take you on in a war of wits , Its not nice to take advantage over the handicapped.

You have such a full round face , just like a baboons ass.

If ignorance was bliss , you would be the happiest person on earth.

If brains were wind you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

If small things were pricless , your dick would be worth a fortune.

You know , I do understand you , I have a way with dumb animals.

The only time you got to second base was at the petting zoo.

Is that your face , or are you breaking it in for a bull dog.

You have a figure like an hour glass , to bad the sand set in the wrong places.

You have such a striking face , Tell me how many times you where struck.

You must have a small brain , to hold so much ignorance.

Your so dumb
 
Some FUN things to do and NOT to do
Here are a few funny things to do:

1. Tell someone how ugly they are after they have just said how beutiful something else is
2. Put someone else's e-mail adress in the "pussy daily" e-mail subscription form
3. Send photos of your arse to a local nun

Here a few NOT funny things to do:

1. Tell ME how ugly I am
2. Put MY e-mail adress in the "pussy daily" e-mail subscription form
3. Send photos of MY arse to the local nun
 
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