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Herb:And God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. GENESIS 1:29-30...KING JAMES BIBLE Hemp has not changed | |||||||||||
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Pot Jokes
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Your momma is so fat she sat on a bag of weed and made hash. Q. How many hippie's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in the back of Volkswagens! Q. What's a pothead's favorite word?A. (while holding a joint) "ear" Q. How many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None--they just follow it around for 30 years thinking it's still lit. Q. How many potheads does it take to tell a good joke? A.Uh...............I forgot.Q. Why do they call it a "roach clip"? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken. Q. How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. There never was any light bulb...I swear!. Two lawyers were walking down the street negotiating a case. "Let's be honest with each other," said the first lawyer. "Okay, you first," said the second lawyer. That was the end of the discussion.Q. How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?A. Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.A bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in this bar." The bear bangs on the bar.The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in this bar, especially not bears who bang onbars." The bear grabs a barmaid and bashes her. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in this bar, especially not bears who bang on bars and bash barmaids.." The bear bellows at the other bartender to bring him a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in this bar, especially not bears who bang on bars, bash barmaids and bellow at bartenders." Exasperated, the bear bites the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beers tobears who are on drugs." The bear says, "Huh?"The bartender says, "You can't fool me--I saw the bar-bit-u-ate."Q. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?A. Twenty. (Actually, just one. The other nineteen just stand around and say, "Yeah, I can do that.") Two music lovers are being held hostage and both are going to be shot. One is a country music lover and the other enjoys all kinds of music. Before they are shot they are asked for one last request before they die. The country music lover says, "I would like to listen to `Achy Breaky Heart' fifty times in a row." The other music lover says, "Shoot me first." Q. How many junkies does it take to change alight bulb?A. Who says it's dark? Q. What did one deadhead say to the other when he ran out of weed? A. "Hey, this music sucks!"Q. How many pot smokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 14: One to hold the light bulb, 13 to huff until the room spins.Wise man once say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Q. How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two: One to screw in the light bulb, the other tohold the bong.Knock, knock! Who's there?Doobie.Doobie who?Doobie a favor and pass the joint. Q. How many stoners does it take to screw in alight bulb? A. Only one, if there's a plant under it. Hillary Clinton and Rush Limbaugh get into an elevator. The doors close and Hillary removes her clothes and says, "Make me feel like a woman." Rush removes his clothes, hands them to Hilary, andsays, "Here, fold these." Rush Limbaugh got his rectal nerve crossed with his optic nerve, and it gave him a shitty outlookon life. Stoner's dictionary: Bong: N. A smoking device that when used correctly goes, "gurgle, gurgle, gurgle." | |||||||||||
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Marijuana Facts
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FACT: Marijuana does NOT kill brain cells FACT:Marijuana is NOT harmful to an unborn baby's development. FACT:Marijuana does NOT make a person act violent. FACT:Marijuana has NEVER killed anyone! FACT:It would take 40,000 times as much weed as you smoke to get high to overdose! FACT:Marijuana seeds do NOT make you unable to have children. FACT:Marijuana is the third drug of choice in America even though it has been outlawed for 60+ years! FACT:Marijuana can be used to make cloths,paper,pencils,oil and countless other things. FACT:Even George Washington was impressed with the uses of marijuana and said"everyone should take advantage of hemp(marijuana)." FACT: Marijuana is the most developed plant on earth and its seeds can last for ever! FACT:Marijuana was found to raise the human immune system!!! FACT:Marijuana is NOT a gateway drug. FACT:Marijuana's potentcy HAS grown since the 60's but that is GOOD! now the user doesnt have to inhale as much smoke to get high the high alone is 100% harmless Ninety percent of glaucoma victims can benefit from the use of Marijuana. Marijuana is also the supreme dilator of the airways, the bronchi, opening them up to allow more oxygen into the blood. Marijuana is the best dilator of the little air tubes of the lungs, the bronchioles. Medical research indicates that light Marijuana smoking would be the therapy of choice for mild emphysema to allow more fresh areas of bronchi to open up for more transfer and increase the quality of life for tens of millions of sufferers of emphysema. Sixty percent of epileptics can benefit from the use of Marijuana. It is considered to be the best medication for many types of epilepsy and for most victims' post-seizure trauma. Marijuana completely alleviates most migraine headaches - Marijuana could replace 50% of all the Valium, librium, thoracine, and stelacine used today. Research into oxygen transfer effects caused by Marijuana smoking indicates the chest pain, shortness of breath, headaches and such, which are symptomatic of heavy smog exposure, are usually alleviated entirely by light smoking of Marijuana throughout the day. Marijuana is the best way presently known to dry the mouth's saliva in dentistry. If legal, it would replace the highly toxic and deadly Probanthine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #1. Cannabis has no toxicity. In the United States, 350,000+ deaths occur each year resulting directly, or primarily from the use of tobacco. A further 125,000+ deaths occur each year from alcohol abuse, (not including the 50% of all road accident deaths and 65% of all murders). Despite numerous studies attempting to prove the opposite, cannabis has no toxicity, and medical history does not record anyone ever dying from a cannabis "overdose". In fact, you are doing yourself more harm drinking a cup of tea than using cannabis. (Figures are for 1987 from the US's federal governments Bureau of Mortality Statistics and the National Institute on Drug Abuse). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #2. Cannabis is Beneficial for 80% of asthmatics. More than 15 million Americans are affected by asthma. Smoking cannabis would be beneficial for 80% of them, and add between 30 to 60 million person-years to current asthmatics, over presently legal toxic medicines. (The use of cannabis for asthmatics goes back thousands of years in literature). American doctors of the last century wrote that sufferers of asthma would "bless" Indian Hemp (cannabis) plant all their lives. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #3. People were Jailed for not growing Cannabis. Whilst cannabis cultivation has only been outlawed for a relatively short period, (the last fifty years), the first cannabis cultivation laws were enacted in Virginia (US) in 1619. But these Laws were ordering all the farmers, (if not doing so already), to start growing cannabis. By 1632 mandatory cannabis cultivation laws were also enacted in Massachusetts and Connecticut, and during periods of shortage in America, (eg.between 1763 and 1767), you could even be jailed for not growing cannabis! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #4. Cannabis is the most advanced plant on the planet. The cannabis (or "hemp") plant is botanically one of the most advanced plants on the planet. Its fibre is, overall, the strongest, most durable, longest-lasting natural soft-fibre in the world. It is dioecious: It is male, female, and sometimes hermaphroditic, (male and female on the same plant), and is capable of changing sex when necessary. It is a woody, herbaceous annual that uses the sun more efficiently than virtually any other plant, reaching a robust 12-20 feet or more in one short growing season. It is, by far, Earth's premiere, renewable natural resource, and can be grown in virtually any climate or soil condition on the planet, even marginal ones. It can also rebuild the soil, clean the atmosphere, protect the ozone layer and reverse the greenhouse effect, all at the same time! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #5. Cannabis is more effective than glaucoma medicines. Fourteen percent of all blindness in America is due to glaucoma, a progressive loss of vision. Cannabis smoking would benefit 90% of the 2,500,000 victims, and is two to three times more effective than any current medicines for reducing ocular pressure. Also, cannabis has no toxic side effects to the liver or kidneys, or danger of the occasional sudden death syndromes associated with the legal glaucoma medicines. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #6. Over 80% of all Fabrics were made from Cannabis. Up until the earlier half of this century, 80% of all mankind's textiles and fabrics made principally from cannabis fibres. Ships sails, rigging, anchor ropes and nets, clothes, tents, linens, rugs, drapes, quilts, bed sheets, towels, and national flags included, even the Holy Bible was written and reproduced on cannabis hemp paper. In fact the word "canvas" is the Dutch pronunciation (twice removed, from French and Latin), of the Greek word "Kannabis". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #7. "KaNaBa" - One of the longest surviving root words. The word "Kannabis", derived from the Persian and earlier Northern Semitics, has now been traced back over 6,000 years, to the Indo-Semitic-European language family based, Sumerian/Babylonian word "K(a)N(a)B(a)". "KN" meaning cane and "B" meaning two (sexes), K(a)N(a)B(a) is one of man's longest surviving root words. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #8. Cannabis is the best agent for control of nausea. "Marijuana is the best agent for control of nausea in cancer chemotherapy," according to Dr. Thomas Ungerlieder, (who headed California's Marijuana for Cancer research program from 1979 to 1984). This is also true of all types of nausea, (including sea sickness, motion sickness and even AIDS related), and in extream cases, may extend a victims life. Pharmaceutical nausea control drugs come in pills, which are often swallowed by the patient only to be thrown back up. Because cannabis can be ingested as smoke, it stays in the system and keeps working even if the vomiting continues. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #9. Cannabis is Incredibly successful at Reducing Tumors. Researchers at the Medical College of Virginia in 1975, discovered to their amazement that cannabis is incredibly successful at reducing tumors, both benign and malignant (cancerous). But when they found that, instead of the anticipated health problems, an apparent medical breakthrough occured, the DEA (who had originally ordered the tumor studies done), handed down orders to defund all further cannabis/tumor research and reporting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MARIJUANA | |||||||||||
 
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