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Dingys and Tea Bags
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I've lived in California my entire life but will be leaving this fall to go to college in Boston. I plan to be the first person in school history that will commute to school daily from California on a bicycle. I desperately want to visit the historical sites and eagerly await the opportunity to dip my teabag into the Boston Harbor.
Have you ever wondered why the male livestock at the state fair have such large testicles?I sure have!
Why are there runaway truck ramps on the freeway? I mean, if they want to runaway so bad why would they stop on that ramp?
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A Shady Character
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In the meantime why not contact my childhood friend who attends UC Santa Barbara. He is known officially as the 1999 North American Midget Tossing Champion. He beat the 1964 toss record with a throw of 29 feet and 7 inches. Contact him with any personal requests or questions at [email protected].
Click here to go to Tom Green's Web Site
http://www.tomgreen.com/frame.html
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Painting A Mental Picture
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- A midget riding a donkey into a pool
- Elementary school janitors running a 10K marathon wearing nothin but boots
- Ron Jeremy climbing a coconut tree wearing only socks
- Out of work porn stars installing cable in your house
- Scoolbus Drivers doing open heart surgery on a 600 lb. man
- A forrest squirel chewing on pair of clown testicles
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| Favorite Links
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Click here to see pictures of fat people
"I strongly recomend going to the fatty site, seeing the page inspired me to lose almost 420 pounds!" -Chucky Squalinizer III, Smearville, CA
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Click here if your lifelong dream has been to become a school bus driver
"My life long goal has been to become a school bus driver, before I found it I was going to throw myself between the gears of a meat combine " -Dick Smagiwacker, Shlongville, CA
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Click here if you want to join a Midget Football Team
"I started out as a fullback in the Midget League, now I got signed by the Forty Niners!!, thanks Midget League!!- Mickey Shrimpskin, Smurfville, CA
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