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This property was reserved by jason kingon8th Jul 1998 I'm 21 years old, from Burkina Faso. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
I will be moving my belongings in shortly. In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 10MB of free webspace? This is what I look likeWould you like to write to me?Oh,please. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
I am haired, 57 hands high and my measurments are inches. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
My interests are:- lion taming (on the third Thursday of every month), pigeon fancying, pig fancying, gay dog fancying, yorkshire terrier trekking, squirrel fencing and mongoose taming. I also love Lassie.A lot. here's my unauthorised biograpgy of everyone's favourite woof woof:- | Lassie as a dog you�re my favourite lassie Favourite episode� Lassie Come Home With the Gak� Even though Lassie number 7 Was a man dog When you wag you�re tailI�m in canine Heaven A Lassie History.Lassie (real name Arthur Chadwick) was born in 1932. She was the first in a long line of many Lassies. Many different dogs had to play the part due to death.( The exception being the 1952 flop �Lassie The Wonderhorse� played by D.D. O�Reilly, a second rate bit part cow)Born in Toulasville, Arizona to parents Shep, a sheep herder and Mitzy a rag time banjoist with local hillbilly funsters � Quentin Scruggworthy and the Unoriginals� , She began her career in 1940 in �Gone With The Window Cleaners� playing a down and out good for nothing two bit low life stinking tarty little whore loser. it was not a speaking role.Lassie Cum Home (1943)The beloved bitch made her headlining debut in this touching family classic. A poor British family sells their dog in order to buy drugs, but Lassie escapes and makes a hazard-filled journey back home. The family are overjoyed as this means they can sell her again to buy more drugs. Again she comes home until, finally, the end credits roll.Son Of Lassie (1945)Terrific sequel to "Lassie Cum Home" finds Lassie's son, Laddie, helping master and RAF pilot Peter Lawford defeat the Nazis in Europe during World War II. Exciting and bittersweet canine drama with Donald Crisp, JuneLockhart and Nigel.Son Of Son Of Lassie (1946)With the massive success of Son of Lassie (it scooped 5 Oscars, 2 Woopsies and a bag of Winalot) we return with the battle against the Nazis with Laddies son, Lady played by Schnorbitz the famous transvestite miniature shih-tzu/Chihuahua, as the heroic World War II pilot. The film bombed due to the fact that the film ends with Hitler and the Nazis winning the War. Courage Of Lassie (1946)Heartfelt Lassie saga, with the precocious collie nursed back to health by young Elizabeth Taylor following a hunting accident.Hills Of Home (1948)A poignant "Lassie" adventure featuring Edmund Gwenn as a kindly Scottish doctor who tries to cure the famous collie of her fear of dwarves. When the doctor gets in trouble, Lassie attempts a daring aquatic rescue but sadly fails. Lassie (1994)The most famous dog in movie history makes her return to the screen, as Lassie befriends a big city family adjusting to life on a Virginia farm. The clever collie helps a young boy cope with his mother's death and father's remarriage to a cadaver, while saving the family's jellyfish ranching business from a necrophilious neighbour during a plague of locusts as the comet Hale - Beep plummets towards the Earth, while Rome burns threatening to combust Lassies litter of tiny puppies which are moving closer and closer to the revolving blades that Adolf Hitlers son as set on motion to fulfil his Fathers dreams.
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