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Kenny McCormick is a poor boy that gets killed in almost every episode of South Park. This kid is a sick and perverted $#@%. He is not easily understood by anyone other than his friends and teachers. He is usually saying something disgusting and vulgar......which makes him a pretty cool kid. The reason he is not easily understood is because of the thick orange hood on his head. The reason this page is about Kenny is because he is the coolest kid on South Park. If you feel differently please direct your complaints to the brick wall. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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SEASON 1 | CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE Shot by an alien spacecraft, trampled by cows, and ran over by Officer Barbrady's police car. WEIGHTGAIN 4000 Shot by Mr. Garrison and then skewered by a flag pole. VOLCANO A ball of lava fell in front of Kenny and everyone thought he was dead but he stepped out from behind the ball of lava. Later, Ned dropped his gun, it fired and killed Kenny. BIG GAY ALS BIG GAY BOAT RIDE Killed on the football field. AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG Tossed into the microwave by Stan's Evil Clone. DEATH Gets touched by the Grim Reaper. PINKEYE Crushed by the Mir Spacestation, cut in half by Kyle with a chainsaw, and crushed by a statue. At the end of the episode though, Kennys hand emerges from the ground where he was buried. DAMIEN Turned into a rare duck-billed platypus and shot by Jimbo. STARVIN' MARVIN Eaten by wild turkeys. MR. HANKEY He Lived TOMS RHINOPLASTY Gets a knife thrown through his head by Ms. Ellen. MECHA STREISAND Strangles himself (accidentally) with a tetherball rope. CARTMANS MOM IS A DIRTY SLUT Gets ran over by a train. SEASON 2 NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS NOT IN THIS EPISODE CARTMANS MOM IS STILL A DIRTY SLUT Fried himself (on purpose) to get the power back on at the hospital so Cartman could find out who his father was. IKE'S BRIS Falls into an empty grave and then a tombstone lands on him. CHICKEN LOVER Kenny has many near death experiences in this episode. First, he almost gets crushed by a car during the riots. Second, he gets thrown against a brick wall in the school playground. Third, he gets wounded by the Chicken F*ckers gun. Finally, when the credits start showing, Kenny gets crushed by a tree. CONJOINED FETUS LADY He gets squished against the wall after getting hit with a dodge ball by a Chinese player. THE MEXICAN STARING FROG OF SOUTHERN SRI LANKA On the talkshow Jesus and Pals, Kenny get's ripped in half by two angry audience members after a fight breaks out. CITY ON THE EDGE OF FOREVER He gets eaten by a monster but, you'll notice that Kenny is still alive afterwards on the bus. I don't know what to tell you there. SUMMER SUCKS The giant snake knocks some bleachers on top of Kenny. CHEFS SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS kenny gets trampled by a crowd of people coming out of a theatre. CHICKEN POX kennys heart monitor gives a steady beep and u know what that means. ROGER EBERT SHOULD LAY OFF THE FATTY FOODS His head explodes from the stars in the planetarium(or as dr.adams would say plane------arium) CLUBHOUSES Gets tromed on by teenagers in Catman's clubhouse COW DAY While watching Catman Ride a bull, the bull came running to him and the bull's horn went through his head CHEF AID While at Chef Aid Ozzy Osborene came on stage and bit off Kenny's Head! SPOOKY FISH Kenny was close to the goldfish's bowl and the fish bit his head off!
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