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turn slightly to your right. see the boy reading that newspaper? that's not really a newspaper. it's the secret microfilm. and he's James Bond. when the building flips over, he is going to leap out through the window and hijack the white van parked near the door. the keys will be in the ignition. they've been practicing this for days. originally he was supposed to knock over the driver and grab the keys, then jump into the car and drive off, but he kept dropping the keys underneath the car and having to crawl under and fish them out. that part just didn't fit with the soundtrack.
so you think you're ready to be a Goop Agent, huh? you think you're tough enough to fight the Goopiousness that is plotting to take over our planet even as we speak? think you can survive the evil storm of Pina Colada Yogurt? well. we'll just have to see about that. the women's fashion industry, chewing gum, and James Bond himself (whether he knows it or not) will have to see about that. yet, do not panic. I repeat, DO NOT PANIC. (and do not under any circumstances push that big red button to the left of your elbow. no, your other left. yes -- that's the one.) get ready to fight, Agents. and remember...NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF TOAST!!!
