Welcome To My Website!

Hello, this is my website in which I will let everyone know of my hatred for the Palace and commercial dance music. There will be a couple of mp3 files to download ( These being difficult tunes that people are unlikely to find elsewhere e.g "Are You Ready To Flow?" by Nikolai ). If you have visited this site then chances are you found it when reading one of my messages on the Temple Theatre guestbook. Also, this probably means that you are a regular at the Temple and have an equal hatred for the Palace/Red Box as I do.

AbouT Me:

I'm 19. I'm a regular Templegoer. I live in Dolphin's Barn. I have the misfortune of going to UCD. I have a great girlfriend called Emer who is also a regular Templegoer. Here's a picture of the back of myself and Emer's head taken from the Impulsive website.This was before I got the rest of the blond left in my hair cut out.

Commercial Dance Music:

There's nothing more I like than listening to the great "dance" music that is constantly in the charts. If I'm not "bopping away" to the cool sounds of Eiffel 65 and their top tune "Blue" then I'm "getting down" to the excellent sounds of the Vengaboys (nice one Positiva!) So, to celebrate the greatness that is commercial dance music, I have compiled a list of qualities that people who listen to this crap usually have.

  1. You are about 10.
  2. You think that Maniac 2000 by Mark McCabe is the best tune ever written.
  3. You think that the original Maniac is the second best tune ever written.
  4. You are deaf.
  5. You wouldn't know a good tune if it hit you in your big, fat, stupid face.
  6. You actually know what the fuck Da Ba Dee Da Ba Doo or whatever that wanker from Eiffel 65 is saying means.
  7. You have every Vengaboys CD ever released, in fact you like them so much that you bought two copies of each song.
  8. You think Judge Jules is the best DJ in the world.
  9. Actually, it was you who bought 2,000 copies of Mixmag to rig the result of the best DJ in the world competition.
  10. You like all types of cheese.
  11. You are a fool.

  12. Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm......sorry. I just had to get that that out of my system.

The Palace:

Click here see my thoughts on the Palace.

Todays Poll:

Posh Bastard's Thoughts

On refugees, travellers and the lower classes.
On the unemployed.
Tunes To Download

To download with Internet Explorer, right click on the link and then click on "Save Target As".

">Fixation by Andy Ling (Anybody who goes to PashA will recognise this as soon as the piano kicks in) I haven't time to upload this.It'll be up next week.

Take Me by Dream Frequency (This isn't the whole tune but there's enough to jog people's memories. Remember the vocals "Only your lovin' takes me up to the top, makin' me move my feet, makin' my body rock"? Well this is that tune. P.S: There's a bit of crackling at the start but it only lasts a few seconds.)