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Congratulations, fellow members of the class of 1999. I graduated yesterday and it was wonderful. My cap and gown were green and I never thought I would love looking like everyone else so much in my life. In honor of this great event, I bring you something special. | ||||||||||||||||
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EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS ----------------------------------------- 1. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat. 2. For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock. 3. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. 4. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative. 5. Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles. 6. When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime. 7. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. 8. To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condiminium. 9. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. 10.Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them. 11.Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. 12.Geometry teaches us to bisex angles. 13.A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending. 14.The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. 15.The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader. 16.Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. 17.an example of animal breedingis the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat. | YeeeeHaw! | ||||||||||||||||
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If you don't like my page then improve it! Send me your jokes! Feel free to send me your jokes along with Initials and basic location! I will put them in if they are not too gross or rude to anyone!DISCLAIMER: The following jokes are sent to me by various people. Also, No offense was intended by these jokes I fall into some of the catagories. If you are still offended... look down...yes there... It's my e-mail address. Send me some hate mail or something!Also, Please e-mail me with any ideas!!Auroara | |||||||||||||||||
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