Glad U found me!

My Name IS "Flash" Gordon and I am a professional stand up comedian/actor.

New Tour DaTes to be annouced s00n!

Many of you in Southern CA who have gotten a traffic ticket, might remember me...HAHAHA

LALO!!(Laugh A Lung Out!!)

Make sure to click the ONE MORE ABOUT ME street sign on the bottom of this page to visit my HOME BASE! And SIGN a GUESTBOOK while U are here!

I am ALWAYS looking for new MAGNETS and PINS 2 add 2 my 2000+ collection.

Visit my HOME BASE to view magnet collection.

Will have magnets up SOON!

Let me hear from U if U are a magnet lover 2!

REMEMBER:We are all magnets!!

THE HIGHEST REWARD FOR A MAN'S TOIL IS NOT WHAT HE GETS FOR IT, BUT WHAT HE BECOMES BY IT.

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them."?

"The only medcine for suffering, crime and all the other woes of humankind...is wisdom."

Thomas Henty HuXley

"A terrible thing happened again last night...NOTHING!"

Phyliss Diller

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just want to throw up!"

Barbara Bush

If stretching paid dividends, a cat would be a very rich puppy!

Charity---see the need not the cause.

People will accept your idea much more readly if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first!