The freaky zone

Well too bad you can't!!!! Kiddin'! My name is Vidhya Reddy. I'm a 14 year old female from C-ville Kansas. I eat liver (NOT!). I'm in the 9th grade at FKHS--you probably don't know where that is so HA!. Well here's my site--if u don't like it eat your mom.

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Here are some inspiring thoughts thunked up by me

*Rutherford Birchard Hayes (a republican) was our 19 president--he was 54
*Bill Clinton's real name is William Jefferson
*Salami sometimes goes bad even when you put it in the frige
*gas coming out of your ass doesn't smell so good
*contrary to popular believe elephants DO NOT have 6 arms
*My dog's name is lucky
*people can make extremely weird sound and scare the *&^% outta ya
*kick the can if u can
*don't play in plastic bags
*it's not a good idea to hit yourself over the head with a 6 foot dog repeatedly
*pork the other white meat
*it is now precisely 1:42 P.M. (here)
*Carpe Diem
*it hurts to jump off a 69 story goose
*now it's 1:44 P.M.
*"I can't do it cap'n i just can't" (from star trek)
*phone books should have their own channel "The Phone Book" channel
*I like water
*"Pink is my new obsession"
*Have you ever heard of a guy named Phil Bob?--I have--He lives a mile that way-->
*it's a bad idea to poop in your friends room
*make your own website so you don't have to come here!
*beef--it's what's for dinner
*got milk?
*don't wear shirts that say got milk on them (some people will take it the wrong way)
*don't fall into a vat of acid--it's not fun
*South Park Rules!!
*Gum tastes good until it's not
*don't hide in your garbage can on garbage day
*don't try to shave the cat unless mommy askes you to (or unless the cat askes you to)
*don't swim in algea
*do amibas feel luv?
*What about cantelopes?
*where do people's old toes that got chopped off go when they die?
*Will i go to hell for asking these questions?
*although the little flowers on the end of a candle look pretty don't touch them they seem to hurt
*DON'T DIE!!
*I'm high on life
*do whatever tickles your lizard
*don't table top dance you don't get any respect
*be all you can be in the army
*i don't beleive in hugs--i believe in sex (according to a certain someone)
*go jump in a pile of doggy doo and see if you're friends like you're new "perfume/cologne"
*see if poking yourself in the eye with a twing really hurts (it could just be a consperiacy to neanderthals)
*remember a good education doesn't help you get ahead in life good looks do (i'll see you in the gutter)
*the sky is just a big bowl of blue chili
*don't go to chinatown to buy china--they don't seem to sell it
*enter througth the side gate
*don't write a story about a psychotic killer kiddnapping someone while they're in a car and bring them to a warehouse--amasingly it's been done
*damn you Georgina Cates!! (Skeet Ulrich's wife)
*loohoo-zeher
*try to figure out what that said

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A Short Story By Me

One day Gradeflison was walking home from school, when he heard a terrable honk. (honk honk) He looked over his shoulder and threw a packet of ketchup at the 69 foot goose he saw standing before him. Suprisingly the ketchup had no effect on it and it ate it's bookbag. When he went to school and told the teacher that a 69 foot goose ate his homework (and his entire book bag) she didn't believe him!! And made him kiss a fried chicken. This caused an overrated heart attack. At whick he promptly died and his classmates threw flowers, pots, elephants, and big burly men at his grave. Happy ending huh? The end, peace, and keep smilin'.

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Favourite links

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	A Place You Don't Want To Go To Weird
	Stupidity On-Line ooooooooooooookay
	Comedy Central Its funny! If you like to laugh, go here.
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