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Back then for another pouring of that giddy tipple we call the Owly Shitties is it then? Well, good. Because we have more shitties of a droppious nature than ever before, with the shit-to-drop ratio reaching an unprecedented 6.2 on the Shichter Scale. A recent article on our little website in Time Magazine described us as "ripping seven shades of pishy mess out of society" and "smearing their satirical shitties like an insane bum-draggious gorilla."
The word is spreading, ladies and gentlemen. Slowly but surely, the owlies are indoctrinating the world with the odiously bum-shittiness of their out-drop-rageously stinkious shy-ties. The Japanese Government recently launched an investigation into the shy-tossity of all things owly. So get reading, and see what you've been missing in the world of owl-whys.
We are unhappy with the lack of e-mailious droppings coming our way. We are hoping for a lot more feedback in future. What's the matter? Haven't you got the balls to face the wrath of our Joe-Bye-lashious tongues?
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