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This is what I may look like as a cartoon:
DISCLAIMER
Hello! Once again welcome! I hope you have as much fun reading my web page as I have had making it. If you don't then something is really wrong with you and you're different and strange. All of your friends think my page is great.
THE PAGE
OK! You've got this far, and now you get to choose where to go!! So:
HOROSCOPES - The outlook is bleak...
MY 100% DEAD CERT. WAYS TO SCORE WOMEN - Guaranteed.
USEFUL GERMAN PHRASES - Zehr gut!
MY SCHOOL REPORT - I've been very, very bad.
COMPLETELY SERIOUS SURVIVAL TIPS
STAR TREK SCRIPT - A memorable episode from the next generation team!
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE NOVEL! - My tribute.
THE ARE YOU SICK QUIZ - I bet you are.
XXX PORN PICS! - Some naked women, to titillate your fancy!!!
ALL NEW VOTE - It's all new!
DOT TO DOT - The name says it all
DICTIONARY OF INSULTS - Learn something why don't you.
EROTIC STORY - A REAL turn on
AWARDS PAGE - We have about half a dozen!
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MY PAGE, GO HERE. - Bastards.
GUEST SLOT! - Interview technique by lord McBigg
WEB PAGE GOLD - Re-live those golden moments with us.
Sign My Guestbook 
View My Guestbook
If you are a good-looking girl, if you have any ideas about the page or you want a piece of me
email:Or just use the address:
Weird Al is God - All the time, while you were wasting your life away with my site, you could have been here. I bet you feel stupid now. Ha.
YAHOO!! - I love you Yahoo.
Note: To get maximum enjoyment out of this site, you should've been naked. I suppose I should have told you earlier, but I forgot.
