The World of Janet Ewer
She who hates EVERYTHING!

"Hell's Teeth and Spit!"

(Janet about to launch into yet another offensive tirade of complaints and insults.)


My blood ran cold, icy shivers ran down my spine, the
horrific memories that I thought I had banished
returned in a hideous rush - the sound of the
incessant rasping voice, the smell of the evil lotion,
the multicoloured knitwear - will the nightmare never
end? Not while ewer.com keeps the evil alive...

                                             Lesley Jane



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