So you want to kill someone | |||||||||||||||||
| Choosing A Victim | |||||||||||||||||
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This is not a difficult task. We all either know someone we'd like to rub out OR someone we care for knows someone. But if you still don't have any candidates, I think I can help you. Try looking for perky people--no happy people aren't bad--just the people that are hopelessly giddy and want drag you on up there with them. If you can't find those, (you will, they're EVERYWHERE), there are always the people with vanity plates. | ||||||||||||||||
| Perfect Timing | |||||||||||||||||
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Obviously there are times of anger. Some will say not to do it when you're angry, but I disagree. That is the time you have the nerve, and you can do the job. At times when you're calm, you might not end up doing it and end up kicking yourself later. | ||||||||||||||||
| Be Creative | |||||||||||||||||
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Try using a shovel or rake rather than a gun or knife. If you MUST use a gun, try doing some fancy tricks while you pull it out. Maybe spinning around while you pulled out your gun. But before you do anything like that, a good idea would be to practice in the mirror with a BB gun so you don't make a mistake and drop it giving them a chance to either A. Laugh at you, or B. Get the gun and kill YOU with it. Not only would that not be reaching your goal, you'd give them a cool story to tell and make them out to be some kind of "hero". If you have any other ideas, I'd be glad to hear them. So go on and email me. | ||||||||||||||||
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