's Pitiful Homepage

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HELLO THERE. WELCOME TO NOAH'S PITIFUL HOMEPAGE! FEEL FREE TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND SCOFF AT MY STUPIDITY, AND PLEASE REMEMBER: IT DID NOT TAKE ME 2 YEARS TO COMPLETE THIS SITE!

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A Candid Q & A Session with Yours Truly

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You Know Me...I Write Stupid Stuff. Care to Read Some of It?

Quotes of the Week (Now Turned Into Quotes of the Year, Since This was the First Thing that I Wrote for the Webpage, Over a Year Ago!)

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Background artwork on this page done by Kirill S. Tolpygo, Esquire.

Jello art performed by Avani Shah, Sara Kim, and Susie Walkley.

And Heather Dionne drew her own little eggplant, as she is a vegetarian and cannot stop thinking about roughage all day long.