PennTeller's Place
Welcome to the place where prayers get answered. Example,
the story of two birds who spoke to the moon.
Grandma passed away and left her bird to her granddaughter.
The granddaughter took the poor orphaned bird in, but it had picked up her grandma's
favorite saying, which it repeated often...."well screw me." The girl
was having a very hard time with the bird's vocabulary so she spoke to
her minister about it. The minister thought about it for a while and told
the granddaughter he might have a plan to teach the bird other things to say.
He would bring his birds over to set a good example. He showed up with
his birds and put them in the same cage. Well...the birds did their bird
hello. Then grandma's bird began to talk, "well screw me"...one of the
minister's birds got real excited and squawked, "Peaty, put down that bible
the moon has answered our prayers!"
So take your mouse and rub the moon, maybe you'll get
lucky! Ok, maybe you are still skeptical...how about the moon plays a game
with ya? This Way
