Welcome to the U.S. Department of Gene Pool Management.


Due to recent budget cuts, we are forced to use alternate means of communication. We have decided to take advantage of the World Wide Web in order to continue to service the public.




Gene Pool Sterilization List  We at the DGPM maintain and frequently update a list of people lined up for sterilization towards the bettering of the human race. Suggestions are always welcome.

 In the News ...  Our Managing Directors always keep apprised of recent news in order to supply their opinions on current events.

Fan Mail  Certain messages we receive are carefully selected for content and reprinted here for posterity.

Editorials  We value the opinions of our visitors and give them an opportunity to have their say.

What is your opinion?  Please e-mail us and tell us what you