Cheez Whizzard Central

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="0cc00500dvldtc.gif"> <div> <B>Cheez Whizzard Central</B></div> <div> Motto:MMMMMMM! Cheezy yet zesty.</div> <div> Est. 2001</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="0cdd2c00dvldtc.gif"> <div> <IMG SRC="071bcaf0.gif" border=0 width="188" height="175" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> Hi, how ya doin'. Welcome to <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Arial" ><B>CHEEZ WHIZZARD CENTRAL!</B></FONT><B> </B>This is the coolest web site in the world. If you do not agree then I will have to hunt you down and eat you with various eating utensils. I am the current owner of Burn This News [he said as if anyone cared]. I am the second funniest man alive. Who is first you ask. It is Dave Barry of course. There will soon be a brother site devoted to Dave Barry. Also for THE LOVE OF GOD SIGN MY GUEST BOOK or I'll send Mr. Flarp, the cheez whizzard over to your house to turn you into a newt. You will not get better. Unfortunately enough if you have looked in the Mr. Flarp's page you'd know that he can only turn stuff into cheese. Why must you torment him like this? You are evil. There are a few people I'd like to thank for helping me make this page. NO ONE! Ha-Ha-Ha!</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="246" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="27"><div> RS</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> This site is rated really stupid</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div>  <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Burn This News"><U>Burn This News</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mr. Flarp"><U>Mr. Flarp</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Awards"><U>Awards</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links"><U>Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Psycho"><U>The Psycho</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Movie"><U>Movie</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Games"><U>Games</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sounds"><U>Sounds</U></A></div> <bR> <div> 11/27/01</div> <div> I worked out the kinks in the movie and gave it its own section. Sadly I got rid of the meetin' place because lets face it nobody used it. Why hasn't anybody tried out for the award. I hate you all!!!! AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! The grandmas are back!!!!!!!!!! Somebody please rip out my eyes with a fork (or garden utensils)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div> <bR> <div> 11/26/01</div> <div> The Hugbee video didn't work as you know ye few but faithful. Its been so long since my last update because that turned my urge to create off. Also Everytime I look at a computer I get bad memories and have to hit myself in the head with blunt objects. AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!! They BURNNNN!!!! Make the naked grandmas go away!!!!! Any way I have tried to put something new on the Burn this News section. Go check it out. </div> <bR> <div> 4/22/01</div> <div> For the love of god let the hugbee video work. I got rid of the franchise for the time being. </div> <bR> <div> 3/20/01</div> <div> I'm announcing the construction of our brother site davebarry.net It is not even on the net so don't try you fool. </div> <bR> <div> 3/15/01</div> <div> I'm almost [sob] ready to abandon the hugbee video.</div> <bR> <div> 3/14/01</div> <div> The friggin' Hugbee video is finally fixed [I hope].</div> <bR> <div> 3/4/01</div> <div> The coolest site on the net adds the games section and tries to fixe the hugbee video. Hey,  bub why don't you try it if it is so easy.</div> <bR> <div> 2/25/01</div> <div>  The coolest site in the world goes on the net.</div> <bR> <div> 2/15/01</div> <div>  I have started to make Cheez Whizzard Central. It is the coolest web site in the entire world and if you don't think so then just BACK OFF!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> P.S. If you don't like this website then you mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries. I fart in your general direction. 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