ASSHOLES ONLINE... A WEB ZINE!
Finally... an honest perspective! Welcome to the future site of

ASSHOLES ONLINE!

A nice little nook on the web to discuss the habits
of that awful race... assholes.

Please be offended by this site. The offense of the
simple-minded pleases me, and the more assholes who view this site, the happier I am.








Future topics include:

Asshole translations.

Links to asshole websites.

Information on internships for the handicapped at
MEGATECH CORPORATION.










VISIT US REGULARLY TO LEARN MORE!
WHO IS THIS EVIL MAN??
Learn of his evil ways!

Explore the frightening trail of DNA he is spreading!

Despise his awkward phrases!

Predict his next evil move!


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Asshole Central


Know thine enemy!
Advice for the wary!

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