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You haff found ziss site by accident. But......ass you are hier, you may look around if you vont. Von verd off caution zo. Do not attempt to leaf vizout trying von off Count Prankensteins collection off marfellous pranks. Zese pranks haff been collected on zer Count's nightly travels all ofer zer verlt. Ve hope you vill like zem ass much ass ve do.
TO ZER SCHLOSS
VAULT UNT DUNGEONS
I knew I should never haff bought a chimpansee!
GET OFF my counter you bad monkey!
