Look around...

See the world... it has become infected. Well, not in a physical sense, it's just a giant floating rock, but in a metaphorical
sense. We are awash in stupidity. (Once again, not literal.)

Political correctness.... professional sports... country music. They're everywhere. Everyday things are the minions of ignorance, spreading their filth and disease while hiding under the front of respectablity. We pay people millions upon millions of dollars a year run around and throw little balls at eachother while we sit and watch. Who are our highest paid people? Teachers, medics, researchers and scientists? No... it's people who sing, people who have the astonishing ability to throw little balls through little hoops, people who stand in front of a camera and pretend to be other people so we can watch them.

Think about it. Money is poured into professional sports at a dramatic rate. Imagine what could happen if we put all the billions, maybe even trillions, that we put into sports, into something like, say, cancer research. How many lives would be saved? Whenever you watch a game on TV, you put money in their pockets, you support them. Supporting them is equal to damaging the organizations that could be recieving the money if society as a whole had an intelligence greater than the average bread mold.
In essence, whenever you watch a game on TV, you are killing people, because they die of cancer that may have been cured.

But it hides. Who would link sports to murder? Tiger Woods is an outstanding role model, not someone who capitalizes on an utterly useless skill to steal money from worthy causes. "But..." they say "But he has such skill! Don't make fun of his talent, he deserves to be paid whopping amounts of cash because he can put a little ball into a cup with a stick!" Well people, if I practiced long and hard, and devoted time and effort to it, I could probably manage to fit a large lightbulb up my... well, you get the point. Just because something is a skill or a talent, does not mean that it is useful, or that you should be paid for doing it in public!

The people are in thrall. The masses are held in their entrancement of stupidity, believeing only what they want to believe, while reality dances naked outside their window (again, not literal. Probably.) and they can't see it, because their version of life is so much prettier.

We are the hammer that will crush the rock of ignorance into gravel. We shall conquer the world for the greater glory of . . . well, me.

 
 

Look at the mess humans have made of life, of the planet; they're just not doing it right. All the greatest civilizations have had only one ruler. One mind to make decisions. There is no bickering or questioning, it will be done. My will be done. There is no worry of beaurocratic crap to clog the system: I am the system.

Of course the complete control of a single world is more than one person can handle. Absolute power is nifty, but absolute responsiblity just bites. That is why there is a systematic . . . um, system, of advisors, counselors, etc. People of Earth, behold your future government:

Crime and Punishment	Religion in the Empire	Compendium of Laws

 

Military Overview	The NIO Police Force	The Destructive Power of Plants

 

How our Government Works	Overlords and Counselors	The Hierarchy

 
 

The Hamster Monetary Unit	Lard Power!	Research: The NIO Labs

 

The Overlady of the Internet	Links	The Random Insult Generator

 

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