Stephen Wells' Wits and More
Weekly Dose of Wit I intend to update this section
weekly with some quotes that
strike me as 'catchy'

Feel free to E-mail me anything
you might find appropriate.

Here's the first one of many, it
came from my Poli-Sci teacher when
I was a Freshman.
Personally, I think this is
one of the most ridiculous and
absurd statements ever made.


"...a lot of babies were killed
before the legalization of abortion..."

Pretty bad, well, that's a high
dollar education for you.

Here's the section that I show
you pictures of all my friends
and family and you marvel at how
lucky I am.

This is my girlfriend Missy.
(2 yrs. 6 months) WOW.
The Happy Couple
FRWD's List Here's a list of some frwd's
that I've collected.
I've rated them on a scale from
1-10. E-mail me you request
and I'll be more than happy
to send you a copy of anything I
have. Just give me the title
that I've given them on this page
and watch for it in your E-mail.

1. Ebonics Christmas (8) (no explanation needed)
2. Angels (6)(this is a simple explanation of
how we've come to always put the angel on top of the Christmas tree)
3. Texas Schools (8) (a joke of light bulbs and Texas colleges)
4. Movies (9) (this is a great FRWD about things we would never had
known if it weren't for Hollywood)
5. Computer Geek (7) (Top ten ways to scare the hell out of a computer geek)
6. Incoming Mail (8) Cartoon about the common person just waiting to receive some E-mail
7. Redneck vocab. (7) Computer terms, translated by a redneck. Pretty funny.
8. Life's lil adventures (7) Long list of life's intersting little facts.

The Delta Sigm Phi Fraternity
it's a Delta Sig thing


The Virtual Flower Catalog
Hey, this can get you out of any situation


University of Houston
home sweet home

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