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A Brief Introductory Statement...
On the 1997 Triple-A (AAA) map of Long Island, the campus on which we reside is listed as a "New York State Psychiatric Facility," and probably will be for years to come. Many people who live here on the Central Islip campus of the New York Institute of Technology complain endlessly about the lack of interesting things to do. This webpage is a shining showcase of what we, an anonymous group of students in NYIT's notorious BS/DO program (including "Mickey," "Notorious," "Mohn," and "Fish"--the authors of the webpage), do. You will see, and yes, maybe even re-live scenes from our infamous escapades; you will see the graphic results of living in a former mental asylum. You will see us fight like we've never fought before to maintain our good sanity...and then give up for the weekend.
But before we let you loose in our arena of madness we should give you a little bit of insight into our twisted mental processes. We will start by saying that we are insane. At the very core of our madness is the fact that we live in a former mental institution. From months of watching (and re-enacting) endless episodes of Seinfield and South Park we have developed quite an annoying sense of humor, coupled with a tendency to relate seemingly unrelated objects and events. As a result, we seem to be laughing all the damn time about everything. Others may mock us in our glee, but we know that everything does, indeed, fit together in the end.
Enough floculance. LOOK...
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