HORRAY FOR BOOBIES!

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=168 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="03fa11c3.gif"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.voy.com/12302/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.voy.com/12302/"><U>The Message </U></A><A HREF="http://www.voy.com/12302/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.voy.com/12302/"><U>Board</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id16.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="_"><U>Pictures</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Group 2"><U>Links</U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DEAD PEOPLE"><U>Obituraries</U></A></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B>HORRAY FOR BOOBIES!</B></div> <div> <A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DEAD PEOPLE"><U><IMG SRC="079d43c0.gif" border=0 width="468" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>9/27/01</B></div> <div> <B>Holy good god, it's been awhile since i've updated this bitch of a website! But this will be a good update because I saw something shocking recently! The following picture will describe what i'm talking about.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07af4900.jpg" border=0 width="500" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> Yes, thats right!<FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" > </FONT>David<FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#FFFFCC" FACE="Arial" > </FONT>Maginness is in fact the front man for Cake! He's the one to the far right. I always new you were a man of greatness, David, but I never imagined this! Congrats buddy!</div> <bR> <div> P.S. Nice hat.</div> <bR> <div> <B>6/27/01</B></div> <div> <B>Donkey lips is dead. Click </B><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DEAD PEOPLE"><U><B>here</B></U></A><B> to read more.</B></div> <div> <B>While I was writing this, I noticed a disturbing number of webpages devoted to Heidi Lucas, the girl who played the bitch on Salute Your Shorts, so I figured I'd be like all the other child molesters on the internet and paste her picture in the backround. ENJOY!!!!!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>6/25/01</B></div> <div> <B>Paul Peck is dead. </B><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DEAD PEOPLE"><U><B>Click here NOW</B></U></A><B> to read the tragic tale.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>3/09/01</B></div> <div> <B>I finally got my scanner to work, and the Columbia pictures are on the site! Click on the link to the left that says pictures to bring them up.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="06431cc0.gif" border=0 width="305" height="204" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>2/08/01</B></div> <div> <B>This weekend is the big party in Columbia. Can't wait to finally get there. To anyone who isn't going to be able to make it, I'll post some pictures of our barfing good time Monday. Also added a link Simmons submitted.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>2/04/01 </B></div> <div> <B>OK, I've been off the face of the earth for awhile with this damn flu bug, but I'm doing quite a bit better now. Attempt number 3 for the Columbia experience will be set for this coming weekend. Also, I added a </B><A HREF="http://www.hightimes.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.hightimes.com"><U><B>link</B></U></A><B> for John in the links section. I hope your real fuckin happy now, John. Also, the site has well over 100 hits now! Celebrate!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/23/01</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="04c02a10.gif" border=0 width="258" height="161" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>Matt Kazy                     Donkey Lips from salute your shorts.</B></div> <div> <B>Dude, wheres my car.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/18/01</B></div> <div> <B>If you have any pictures, links, or other garbage on the site for others viewing pleasure, send that crap </B><A HREF="mailto:pastapimp@yahoo.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:pastapimp@yahoo.com"><U><B>here</B></U></A><B>.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/17/01 </B></div> <div> <B>Well, I'd like everyone to know how much my job sucks. Besides working my 7:30 to 4:30 the bastards are having me work nights. But I'm still taking the weekends off and feel a need for a party in Columbia next weekend. Lets get all the shit worked out, I want to get wasted. Also, I'm putting up a new picture every time I update the site, hope you guys like this one.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/8/01 </B></div> <div> <B>I've added a links section, with almost no links. I need some ideas for what to put in there.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/7/01  </B></div> <div> <B>Hey Everybody. I just threw this together in a night. I put up a message board so we can post stuff to each other. Hopefully I can add more shit to this later. PEACE!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>  <a href="http://counter.mycomputer.com/"><img alt="Counter" src="http://counter.mycomputer.com/c.count?u=pastapimp&c=3" border=0></a>   </B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>