Moni's View.....

Why do men lie? and then lock you in their house?
Ok ladies, why am I locked in dudes house?


Am I that precious? come on now ;-)



Ok, so we went on a few dates. I decided I was hanging out too late and I was going to chill. The time was approx. 3am and we danced and ate like there was no tomorrow! (psst, check him out, he's STILL dancing) Before I go on, I have to say I appreciate the time he spent with me. He did all of this partying knowing that he had to get up at 5am! (boy do < I love weekends!). He said he would sleep on the couch! *Kewl* (of course he tried to ACT like he forgot he had said that!) So he goes in the living room and I take the bed. Why did I wake up, and couldn't get out of the house?? This guy must want to save me for a rainy day! I can jump out of the window ;-) but I think I will mess up my skirt! I called him at work and he gets off in (oh yeah, no problem) 10 hours! That is ok. This Sunday morning will be spent going through his things! What is a trapped girl supposed to do?
ut, oh! The phone is ringing *again* (he is not MY MAN) so I will only look at the caller ID and take note.
Ok. I got to go, I found medication in the cabinet so I have to check to see what this guy is taking ( you never know he could be mental!)(should of did this last night! ;-)....Anyway I searched the kitchen and the bathroom. That's enough to get a feel of the person! Ok..I know that he loves to bathe! Talk about specialty sponges, soaps, and moisturizers!! His kitchen was spotless and every thing had a container! so he gets a thumbs up! Oh yeah ladies..don't forget to check under the seat! I know it's gross but it gives a good true picture. (if you know what I mean!)


What is up with all of this Sexual tension?
Ok. Laugh if you will, I need advise on how to be celebate! Why is it that EVERY date I go on SEX is expected? Men, what is up with that? I know that male dogs don't go into *heat* but what is the word for male humans?


Then they give you the crappy line like " I saw it in your eyes,...you wanted me" or "Your smile was tempting me...you wanted me" or "Your perfume made me...you wanted me" WHAT? Ok so once again it is our fault.


Next time, I am going to go out with my hair uncombed, dirty teeth,and right after the gym in my jogging gear.
You think I will score?

My interests, which is just a small portion of what I enjoy:
  • African Culture
  • Art and Artists
  • Asian Culture
  • Black Culture
  • Comedy
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  • Feminism/Women's Issues
  • Food/Drink
  • Movies/TV
  • Dance Music
  • Jazz, Experimental
  • Latin, Reggae, World
  • R&B, Soul
  • News/Current Events
  • Paranormal
  • Photography
  • School/College
  • Shopping
  • Socializing
  • Travel
  • Web Publishing/Design
  • Immediate Communications
  • Spreading good news :-)
    AND OF COUSE ASTROLOGY and NUMEROLOGY
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