Well, after visiting this site (which I had forgotten about) for the first time in over two years and seeing that the counter had skyrocketed all the way up to 7 hits, I finally decided to take the best of this, put it on my new site, and close this one down. Sorry you didn't get here three years sooner, but them's the breaks, I guess.

And for the love of god, don't use Internet Explorer. Use Mozilla. Seriously.