PARISE'S MOM.COM2

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=95 BGCOLOR="#999999" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="048005f0ermwup.gif"> <div> <B>PARISE'S MOM.COM2</B></div> <bR> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B><U><IMG SRC="0dba20a0.gif" border=0 width="162" height="266" ALT="Bitmap Image" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></B></div> <div> <B><U>This just in</U></B></div> <div> <B>2/19/01</B></div> <div> <B>The new Archive page is up. So if you missed it the first time, then see the second playing.</B></div> <div> <B>2/9/01</B></div> <div> <B>Parise admitted to raping his own shit! That's fucked up!</B></div> <div> <B>2/7/01</B></div> <div> <B>Parise has no running water in his house so, he shits in a bucket and thoughts it in a hole in his front yard.</B></div> <div> <B>2/6/01</B></div> <div> <B>Parise has come out in the open and has admitted to his free range homosexual activities.</B></div> <div> <B>2/5/01</B></div> <div> <B>How dumb is Parise, I told him that I was bald until age 7 and his reaction to it is "what did you have cancer?"</B></div> <div> <B>2/3/01</B></div> <div> <B>XFL THIS WEEKEND</B></div> <div> <B> Chicago Enforcers at Orlando Rage</B></div> <div> <B>New York-New Jersey Hitmen at </B></div> <div> <B>Las Vegas Outlaws</B></div> <div> <B>Los Angeles Extreme at San Francisco Demons</B></div> <div> <B>Memphis Maniax at Birmingham Bolts </B></div> <div> <B>All visitors are welcome to sign or at lest view the guest book but it's used by all ages so the language maybe too strong for the weak hearted.</B></div> <div> <B>2/2/01</B></div> <div> <B>On the bus ride to school today, Parise created a new term for hockey were a player will score two goals and a hat trick and that only counts as three goals. Amazing!</B></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=385 BGCOLOR="#CC3300" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="News "><U><B>News </B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="PHILOSOPHIZING WITH THE P"><U><B>PHILOSOPHIZING WITH THE "P"</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="GUESTBOOK"><U><B>GUESTBOOK</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Penguins"><U><B>Penguins</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id40.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Steelers"><U><B>Steelers</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pirates"><U><B>Pirates</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Icemaker"><U><B>Icemaker</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="History of the P"><U><B>History of the "P"</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Emulation"><U><B>Emulation</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Moon War 2001"><U><B>Moon War 2001</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photo of the week"><U><B>Photo of the week</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Weekly World News"><U><B>Weekly World News</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id43.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Sucks, or Canadian"><U><B>Sucks, or Canadian</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id44.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Page Five Girl"><U><B>Page Five Girl</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Celebrates"><U><B>Celebrates</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Horoscopes"><U><B>Horoscopes</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comic for Today"><U><B>Comic for Today</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="WWF"><U><B>WWF</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id34.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="CARS"><U><B>CARS</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id42.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="ARCHIVE"><U><B>ARCHIVE</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mailbag"><U><B>Mailbag</B></U></A><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U><B>Contact Me</B></U></A></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>UPDATES</B></div> <div> <B>5/29/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>6:48 p.m.-</U></B></div> <div> <B>          Holy s&*t its be awhile. I was able to redo most of the site and a lot has been updated.</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0de36170.gif" border=0 width="566" height="279" ALT="Bitmap Image" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>3/4/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>9:55p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>    New page opened up today. Plus an update of Philosophizing with the "P" man.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/15/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>7;33p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           Ever week or so I will do large updates. This means if you want to find something the was on the site last week but it does not appear this week you can check out the achieves page and it be more than likely be there.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/11/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>12:34p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           Coverage of this mornings blast on the news page. Pens win over Devils  5 to 4 in overtime and </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="CAC Krazy Legs" ><B>Kovalev </B></FONT><B> got another hat trick in the win.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/10/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>2:42p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           End of an era. Team Pittsburgh page is gone and divided into three pages. For the real news, Three Rivers Stadium- home of the greatest football team ever, with Terry and the offense and Lambert and the defense will end tomorrow at 8 a.m. Look for pictures tomorrow.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/9/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>9:54p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           Today the Steelers picked up a new receivers coach, Kenny Jackson, who played eight years and was the number four draft pick coming out of college. Hopefully he can tell Stewart to stop throwing the damn ball at Burruss's ankles.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/8/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>6:15p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           The Penguins win in a plow out 9-4 over the Flyers las</B><B>t night </B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="CAC Krazy Legs" ><B>Kovalev </B></FONT><B>score 3 goals and two assists. Check out the story on the TEAM PITTSBURGH page.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/7/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>5:25p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>           It's been a long it coming but it's finally in. PHILOSOPHIZING WITH THE "P" page is up.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/6/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>3:43p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>          The CARS page has been added. PHILOSOPHIZING WITH THE "P" will be available tomorrow. The Penguins play the Flyers tomorrow. Check out the team Pittsburgh for summaries and players stats.</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/5/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>7:20p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>          This blows! You can open this web site at school. What the fuck is the point of it then?!</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/4/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>1:35p.m.</U></B><B>-</B></div> <div> <B>          Nothing big happened. The WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, HOROSCOPES and COMIC FOR TODAY pages were all added. Enjoy!</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/3/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>5:43p.m.</U></B><B>- </B></div> <div> <B>    The team Pittsburgh page has been added. On it, it has Pirate, Penguin and Steeler news as well as the scoreboard for the week.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>2:44p.m.</U></B><B>- </B></div> <div> <B>    The site is official and up and running. The guest book is working just fine and I've been able to make minutely updates with ease. I can't wait to read the guest book during the week. At a poll taken today out of 139537 people, 121377 people are going to watch tonight's XFL game.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><U>1:00p.m.</U></B><B>- </B></div> <div> <B>    The XFL kicks off today as New York-New Jersey at Las Vegas, 8 p.m. Should be a good game. As of right now Las Vegas is 5 1/2 point favorites to win. In other news, Jaromir Jagr will miss the all-star game tomorrow and possible more due to concussion symptoms. And the Pirates have new uniforms, new coach and new ball park but are they still last years team?</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>2/2/01</B></div> <div> <B><U>7:35p.m</U></B><B>.-</B></div> <div> <B>    Trellix has review the site idea and has given me free tools as well as 100mb. for space. The site is reborn!</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="http://www.trellix.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.trellix.com"><U><IMG SRC="04952280.gif" border=0 width="82" height="40" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </td> </tr></table></body>