Shank-O-Matic

This is a private web site.
This web site is for a few select individuals only.
All unauthorized access attempts are recorded.

We are proud of the security system we have developed. We are confident of our systems ability to protect information; however, this is not an invitation for people to attempt unauthorized access to the system. This is a private computing system that is restricted to authorized individuals. Actual or attempted unauthorized use of this computer system will result in criminal and/or civil prosecution. We reserve the right to view, monitor and record activity on the system without notice or permission. Any information obtained by monitoring, reviewing or recording is subject to review by law enforcement organizations in connection with the investigation or prosecution of possible criminal activity on this system. If you are not an authorized user of this system or do not consent to continued monitoring, exit the system at this time.

We use multiple tools to block, filter and monitor access across multiple layers. Three invalid attempts will be considered fraud, and handled accordingly.
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