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Hello valued costumer. We here at Dick Co. thank you for your interest in Dick Co. Products. Dick Co. has always held a long tradition of quality, our experiances in the field has given us the know how to satsify our costumers like non other. We allways take great care to protect your interests. Thats why at Dick Co. We offer the official Dick Co. Warentee. This is explained further on the warentee page and we at Dick Co. highly suggest you don't bother reading the complicated contract, it will just confuse you and delay your purchase of THE PRODUCT. Dick Co. was formed in 1999 by the merger of the top companys of Dyl Co. and Nick Co. The result was a company so powerful we could have you killed if we wanted. But we value your investments so we won't. The Dick Co. PRODUCT has won many awards in its field. It was even named by Consumer Magazine as the best product since Brail Car Spedometers. Our new 2000 line of THE PRODUCT will prove to be the best yet. It makes a great gift to a friend, a loved one, and especially an enemy. So, please, search our site. We are sure they will answer all of your questions. After all, we want you to get to know us better, and to become a part of the Dick Co. family.
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