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Hello world wide web, it's been a while hasn't it? I would have had a website up sooner but you see I joined this Omish group and was forced to attend CA(Computers Anonymous) meetings to help my addiction, it was horrible, they had me strapped to a bed with a metallic cathedar......Nevermined.

Okay enough of my stupid puns, this site is way under construction, and I am going to try to add new things to it daily.

So, now you might be wondering who I am, I am RatPooka, world renowned webmaster..... QUIT LAUGHING! Really I am.

Eventually I plan to have frames and shockwave and oh it will be magnificant, and optimized, if it's one thing I hate it's going to a site where the webmaster doesn't know how to compress graphics and keep them in high quality, and being I have a 26kbps connection, it takes about 10 minutes to load and by then I have found a faster loading site with what I am looking for, so the long loading site never gets visited. Another thing is unoriginal graphics, you won't find any of that on my site, all of my graphics are done by me, or my friends, on occasion I will find a cool graphic and add it to something I am working on, so it is still somewhat original.

That's my two cents for now, if you want to meet me and see just how interesting of a person I am, there are many ways to contact me online, number one is ICQ, here it is uin# 18476302, next is AOL ewwwww.... okay here's my screen name [email protected] though right now all I have is the buddy list thingy, my mommy cancelled her debit card account cause some A$$Hole got ahold of my dad's debit card, make any sense why she would cancel hers also? Doesn't make any sense to me either. Oh, you can also email me at [email protected], but avoid subjects like hey!, or want a payday loan? you know, cuase I will probably mistake them for spam and delete them.

Merry Part!

"Broken Memories walking upstairs, step by step I see the whole world burning, how it burns." - Blind Guardian