This will b my awkshun page...mmmmkay, but itz undergoing alodda kunstrukshun, so nuthinz hapnin' yet...I hate ded linx, so I desided 2 giv u a 'lil sumthin' enyway so u don't feel like u wer wasting yer gawdam time.. Take a look @ the life uva 'lil por kunstrukshun guy...Weel kall him......uh...'lil por kunstrukshun guy...mmmmkay...chekidowt..


"the life of little poor construction guy"

This iz 'lil por kunstrukshun guy, he thawt he had finally fownd the right job...Big hourz, good pay, fizzikal werk...He liked that kinda' shit...But soon, like three yeerz in2 it, the hourz started 2 get 2 big..long, backbreaking werk..It felt he wuz part uva fuckin' chain-gang...
He still werkt hiz ass off...did'nt komplain...Laberd till the job wuz dun...But then thay started denying time off, an nobody kared when he wuz sick...
Then, 1 day, thay stuck him roadside...Diggin' a ditch...Owdda nowhere, this kar rollz up, an owt kumz a fordy-five..BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!! Shot and left 4 ded...Reakting kwikly, hiz foreman and co-werkerz got him 2 ER b4 he died...The newz silenced hiz hometown...
During hiz rekuvery, while fighting with disability klaimz and hiz employer 4 full-time werk, sumthin' els hapend, anuther slap in the face..anuther blow 2 his sane humanity...STIX, hiz bruther and only serviving blood relativ, wuz buried alive and krusht 2 deth in anuther ditch digging axident...Hiz famly would get nothing after a safety kuver-up that put STIX @ falt...
This tor our karakter up..almost senseless...He then fownd himself kickt in the nutz again..After neerly going bankrupt, He diskuverz that thay wer going 2 try and fuck him the same way thay did hiz bruther- hooz famly ended up mooving back w/ hiz wifez parentz...He wuz enraged, werking, and not yet reseeving any benifitz thruowt hiz ordeel- He desided 2 try the law, seeking revenge...justice, if u wanna kallit that...
Werd spred fast, evry1 new wut wuz goin' on...The town wuz behind owr hero, but the kunstrukshun kumpany sher az hell wuz'nt happy...He wuz gettin' skrewd on hourz, an it seemd az tho nuthin' wuz being dun...Then thay fired hiz ass...no reezun, justa pink...downsizing or sum shit i dunno.. He and hiz lawyer wer determend 2 kick their ass...Finally, state kort would heer hiz kase, and hiz employer wuz nervus...afrayd..
The town wuz silenced again wen newz uv hiz deth spred thru...Walking home frum werk 1 day, he misteriously fell down a hole 20' deep or so and brayx hiz neck...ded...Fell, so thay say...It wuz'nt a big hole, 15-20" arownd or so, but not small...It wuz kleerly markt w/ tape and a warning kone...evry1 wuz baffld, open/shut axident...But the town didint beleev it...a frend uv hiz told police: "Fuck that! 'lil por kunstrukshun guy would'nt fall down a hole, he wuz MERDERD!!" Alodda uther foolz thawt the same thing, and the town soon started on an effert 2 appeel the kase and re-open...It went nowhere, ending in anuther axidental deth desicion by the kortz...Evrything iz back 2 normal now tho...like it never hapend...Ironikly, the hole he fell down, wuz a shady projekt by the same kunstrukshun kumpany he werkt 4...Thay killd the projekt and filld the hole after the kortz desicion....

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