Gary's Asylum
Welcome to my page everyone. Don't expect anything too fancy here, the page has only purpose,
to provide interesting sounds from past movies and television shows. I've avoided anything too
elaborate to speed up download times. I will try to keep all the sound files categorized as well
as I'm able, and to give a description of each file. I'm always open to suggestions if there's
something you'd like to see added here, just leave a note in my email, or on my guestbook, and
I'll do my best to accomodate you. And now, without further delay, it's on to the sounds, I hope
you enjoy.
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Lily Von Schtupp: Hello handsome, is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Taggart: C'mon boys! The way ya lollygaggin around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was 120 degrees. Can't be more than 114. (sound of man falling) Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job. Foreman: Yes sir.
Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. Now you will only be risking your lives, whil'st I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor.
Lamarr: As Attorney General I can assure you that a suitable sherriff will be found to restore the peace in Rock Ridge. Meeting is adjourned. Oh, I am sorry sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that. Governor Lepetomane: What? Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned. Governor: It is? Lamarr: No, you say that governor. Governor: What? Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned. Governor: It is?
Lamarr: Taggart! Taggart: Yes Sir? Lamarr: I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes. Taggart: What do you want me to do sir? Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desparados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, horn swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shitkickers and Methodists, ha ha ha. Taggart: Could you repeat that sir?
Lily von Schtuppe: Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, come on in.
Lily von Schtuppe, singing: I've been with thousand of men, again and again, they promise the moon, they're always coming and going and going and coming, and always too soon.
Sheriff Bart: I'm rapidly becoming an underground success in this town. Waco Kid: Gee, in another 25 years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
Lamarr: What have you got in your mouth? Rustler: Nothing. Lamarr: Nothing eh? Lyle? Taggart: Gum! Lamarr: Chewing gum online eh? I hope you've got enough for everybody.
Governor Lepetomane: Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered? Innocent women and children blown to bits? We've got to protect our phony-baloney jobs gentlemen. We must do something about this immediately, immediately, immediately! (many harumphs). I didn't get a harumph out of that guy! Lamarr: Give the Governor a harumph! Unknown: Harumph! Governor: You watch your ass.
Friend of Sheriff Bart: Oooh you shifty nigger, they said you was hung. Sheriff Bart: And they was right!
Taggart: I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge! Lamarr: How? Taggart: We'll kill the firstborn male child in every household. Lamarr: Too Jewish.
Sheriff: What's your name? Waco Kid: Well, my name is Jim but most people call me......Jim.
Waco Kid: No no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.
Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Waco Kid: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West, you know .... morons.
Sheriff: What are your pleasures? What you like to do? Waco Kid: Oh I dunno, play chess....screw. Sheriff: Well let's play chess.
Governor: Alright, help me in with this, help me in with this, help me in with this. Lamarr: Just think of your secretary. Governor: That was a very good suggestion, thank you.
Old Lady: Good evening Sheriff, sorry about the "up yours nigger."
Taggart: What in the wild wild world of sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots.
Waco Kid: What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Lily: Will I see you later? Sheriff: Well it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.
Lamarr: Now go do, that voodoo, that you do so well.
Governor: You watch your ass. Lamarr: Gentlemen please, rest your sphincters. Governor: Well put! Lamarr: Thank you very much sir.
Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: Goldarnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore.
Sheriff: Man, why you do that to yourself? Waco Kid: ha ha, ahhh, you don't really wanna know that. Sheriff: I do, I do. Waco Kid: Well, if you must pry. Sheriff: I must, I must.
Governor: Work work work, work work work, work work work, hello boys, have a good nights rest, I missed you.
Sounds From Mel Brooks, Young Frankenstein
Dr. Frankenstein: Would you mind telling me who's brain I did put in? Igor: And you won't be angry? Dr. F: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr F: Abby someone, Abby who? Igor: Abby Normal. Dr F: Abby Normal? Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Madeleine Kahn: Oh you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and it's off with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shut! Oh I think I love him.
Dr. Frankenstein: In spite of our mechanical magnificence, if it were not for this continuous stream of motor impulse, we would collapse like a bunch of broccoli.
Dr. Frankenstein: Ladies and gentlemen may I present for your intellectual and philosophical pleasure...the creature!
Dr. Frankenstein: You know I don't mean to embarass you, but I'm a rather brilliant surgeon, perhaps I could help you with that hump. Igor: What hump?
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein? Dr. F: Frahn-ken-steen. Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. F: No, it's pronounced Frahn-ken-steen. Igor: Do you also say Froederick? Dr. F: No, Frederick. Igor: Well why isn't it Froederick Frahn-ken-steen? Dr. F: It isn't, it's Frederick Frahn-ken-steen. Igor: I see. Dr. F: You must be Igor. Igor: No, it's pronounced Eye-gore. Dr F: But they told me it was Igor. Igor: Well they were wrong then weren't they?
(Sound of giant door knocker.) Dr. F: What knockers! Woman: oh, why thank you doctor.
Frau Blucher: Your rooms have been prepared Herr Doctor, if you will follow me.
Dr. Frankenstein: You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.
Inga: In other words his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size. Dr. Frankenstein: Exactly. Inga: He would have an enormous schwanstucker. Dr. Frankenstein: That goes without saying. Inga: Woof! Igor: He's going to be very popular.
Dr. Frankenstein: Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and half foot long, fifty four inch wide gorilla? Is that what you're telling me?
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Igor: Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
Inga: You've got to stop thinking about it. Why look, you haven't even touched your food. Dr. Frankenstein: (smashes fists into food) There, now I've touched it. Happy?
(wolf howls) Woman: Werewolf! Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf? Igor: There! Dr. Frankenstein: What? Igor: There wolf, there castle.
Dr. Frankenstein: I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm working.