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Welcome to Oscar's Homepage!
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Hey, How are ya?
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All you need to know about me is on the other half of my page. It's on a link at the bottom. Hi to all of my friends, S.H, S.C., L.G., A.P., N.M., J.H., B.G., D.M., J.S., L.M., K.T., and all of you other goats who either think you're my friends or really are. You're more than likely all my friends, though. My saying is, "Have a nice day and pet lots of goats,", so you'll see that a lot. Did you know that there are goats on the Sesame Street theme song thing?
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What makes me so $%@# special?
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I am special, like everyone else. I just seem to be more special. I think everyone has the privilage to be stupid, but some just abuse that privilage. I hope I spelled privilage right. Don't make fun of me if it's not. Anyway, I am higher in rank than you goats. I refer to you as goats, don't take offense. I've never done drugs, never will. There are a lot of things I've never done and never will. Hey, I've only been around twelve years! Any questions, too bad. No, you can E-mail me. My home PC address is below.
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I take French. Wow.
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Parlez Vous Francais? Yep. Wow. Just thought I'd acknowledge that I take French. OK, here's and all Amaerican conversation. Actually, two.
Somebody=S Me=M
S: Do you speak Spanish?
M: I do not
S: Do you speak French?
M: I do not.
S: Do you speak English?
M: I do not.
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S: Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?
M: I would like A Quarter Pounder w/ cheese, a super-sized thing of fries, and a Diet Coke.
HA HA! GET IT?
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