welcome to mike's home page! now Y2K compliant
   
last update: 6/21/99, new links & words. oh my!
 
summertime is here!
new stuff is being added all the time now that i've got access to a good p.c. much of it is hidden within old paragraphs and pic pages, so ya gots ta search around. haha. to my IL. buds: sorry i can't make it up there on july 4th. i have midterms.
so far, over 120 visitors. you really love me!
what's new:
check out the new links. also, keep an eye out for any links that lead to a page that says "doe, that page has expired." it's a trick! actually, those are pages about to be developed, so check back frequently. thanks for spreading the word. pic page 3,4 and 5 should be ready to rock with new stuff, as well as minor updates hidden throughout.



















 
my '98
here's the new ride. that's me, your web guide.
there's now several groovy ways to contact me. if you have AOL instant messanger, my i.d. is mket99v2. the best time to get me is between 10:40 and 11:30 m-f. OR if you have yahoo! pager, i can be reached usually at night at mketterer and with the new voice chat feature.
wanna be cool? if ya got da bread, get one of these new camaros. In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 20MB of free webspace?

www.fortunecity.com







keep scrolling...

"o.k. so now what" you say.
well,as you might have guessed, this site is under construction and is being modified every chance i get. more WACKYSCANS! (tm)are in the works too, so unbunch those panties. cool links to sites with free stuff, and info you can't possibly live without. so feel free to explore what's on here so far! what would you like to see? hey, i know! why don't you add this site to your favorites folder. good idea!





 
w a c k y s c a n s !
here's the poop.
to see more crap like this, click on the link at the bottom of this page.

if at any point what you see becomes to unbearable, take a cold shower. if you're ay school or none is available, assume the fetal position, and have someone click the back button for you.
updated regularly!
check back often.


 
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collegeclub
free e-mail and you can hear it through any phone. just dial their 800 #.


ask jeeves
this guy knows everything. very cool. yoda approved.

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