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1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day. | 2. You believe any Lee Kum Kee sauce could turn bad cooking to gourmet food. 3. You think our country is a democracy. 4. You talk at a movie. 5. You use a water hoses instead of toilet paper in the bathroom. 6. You eat fried rice/noodles in the morning. 7. You prefer Versace or DKNY jeans over Gap or Levi's. 8. You don't think Jim Carrey is funny. 9. You think Si Kudil is funny. 10. You think RTB singers are kampungan/style lama.(outdated). 11. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel. 12. Driving a car that is cheaper than $20,000 embarrass you.* 13. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because everyone else does.* 14. You are willing to travel 36 miles to watch Liga Perdana.* 15. You think other Asian countries are poorer than yours. 16. You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.* 17. Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal. 18. You think Maggi mee is a staple food. 19. You've tried passing Malaysian coins in a vending machine or pay phones. 20. Your average height is between 4'5" to 5'5".* 21. Your average weight is between 60kg to 200+++kg.* 22. You've smuggled electronics, CDs and porn into Brunei.** 23. You do your shopping in Singapore/UK/Miri. 24. Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are. 25. You've legally bought pirated software.** 26. You've been forced to memorize National Anthem.* 27. You think Kuala Belait is a foreign country. 28. You know exactly how many districts Brunei has. 29. You've eaten something sold off a cart on wheels. 30. You realized that money is everything before you were six. 31. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Brunei" is "rich". 32. Someone you know has never ridden on a bus/taxi/public transportation in Brunei.** 33. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to get rich quickly, i.e. 4D. 34. You don't mind people being late. You almost always are. 35. You think standing in line is a waste of time.* 36. You've tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid Assembly day. 37. You've used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end. 38. You use the terms "kan mati", "-lah" and "pukima" on daily basis.* 39. You know what MIB is, what it means and know it by heart.*??** 40. You complain that movies don't have sub-titles. 41. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.** 42. You've consulted a dukun or urang pandai. 43. Your whole class cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.* 44. You've spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.* 45. You like the smell of minyak attar. 46. You think the Liga Perdana is equal to the Super Bowl. 47. You talk loud thinking everybody is deaf but actually you are. 48. You've a 16' satellite dish in your front yard. 49. You've never ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels. 50. You miss your maid during laundry day. Other days you hate her guts.** 51. Your clothing has brandnames printed on it that is visible from 50 feet away. 52. You attend weddings only a few minutes before eating. 53. You've attended weddings with every piece of gold jewelry you own. 54. You go to "kadai kaling" to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins. 55. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie". 56. You've a can of Shelltox on your kitchen table. 57. You make major decisions based on who's doing what. 58. You don't take advantage of SALES cos' you know it's not.* 59. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide souvenirs extracted from the palace.* 60. You've paid more then $100 to get your own private number license plate. 61. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.** 62. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.* 63. You call every Chinese girl "Moi".** Note: * : I must admit that it's true :) ** : I REALLY REALLY must admit that it's REALLY true :) �
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