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Introduction
Hate, a strong word , but justified in this case. Adrian 'Fishface' Hume has annoyed us for long enough and this is our sweet, sweet revenge. For those who have not met him, Adrian is a cunt, a complete cunt - not that you can have an incomplete cunt, but that is irrelevant, the man is a bastard and that is that. If you met him you would regret it; if he talked to you, you would be bored shitless; if you went for a quite drink with him, he'd either try to shag you or kick the ca-ca out of your door in a drunken rage.
The man, the myth, the monster. A fish without gills, Adrian 'will never finish his degree' Hume.
Things We Hate About Adrian
| Obvious Statements | We're sitting in a room watching Eastenders, Adrian enters and has the grace to inform us "Ah, Eastenders" whilst standing directly infront of the TV |
| Superiority Complex Based Comments | "I am god. I always get what I want" |
| Lame Chef Mentality | "Chef!", "What you need there is a little bit of basil", "Blah blah caramelising torch blah", "Blah blah linguine blah", "blah blah blah blah" |
| Intrusion | He comes into your room, wearing no shirt, revealing his tattoos and his"great" body, and talks to you about things that are as interesting as, well, philosophy, when all you want to do is sleep. |
| Physical Attributes | He believes that a man with an agressive mentality such as his own needs to build himself up with 'Weight Gain 4000' esque "bullshit products" |
| Masturbation | He claims that he is "too proud to wank", when we all know that he does it all the time, most likely in front of a mirror. |
| Body Art | He has two tattoos, an indian squaw and an english rose, growing out of her head. He thinks they are cool, we think they look trashy to say the least, fucking ridiculous to say anything else. |
| Facial Deformations | He has two large moles on his face, a physical deformity that most people would be ashamed of. He wears them with pride! Silly fucker. |
| Facial Hair | He tried to grow a goatee beard! Ha! |
Picture Gallery
Sleazy - Would you be scared? Rach was!
Creepy - Trust me, if he hugged you, you'd be worried!
The afore-mentioned moles!