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This property was reserved by meadows I'm 18 years old, from Australia, and I am bloody huge |
1. If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him..... Is he still wrong? 2. A man walks into a Doctors. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "Whats the matter with me?" he asked. "You're not eating properly." replied the Doctor. 3. A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequilia. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the baretnder exclaimes "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - whats the occassion!?!" "My first blow job" the man anounces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help." 4. Three cowboys, one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Texas are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins........ The guy from Louisiana says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands." The guy from Arkansas can't stand to bested. "Why I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!" The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. | ||||||||||||||||
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This is Waldo's contribution cause as you can tell, this picture is of way better taste than all of meadows' boring austin powers pics and Jordan pics, cause I think he wants to root Jordan. We wouldn't be doing all this if we had girlfriends! | |||||||||||||||||
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