Well, hello there!  Fortunatley for you (or unfortunately, if you find yourself on one of these pages) you have made it to the David Douglas Rage Page!

So what is my humble little contribution to the web all about? Well, let me break it down for you, I am one of the hundreds of students at David Douglas High School, also known as portland's Pride. As many of you know, living in Oregon isnt exactly a fast-paced life. And, i dont have cable, so I make my own fun. But, the true meaning of this page is to tell all the people I hate, that I hate them. except, they wont know its me. scandelous, dont ya think? But then I thought, wait a minute, people arent going to come to this page if i'm just gonna badmouth them, and it hit me! Let people send in *anonomous* letters filled with their similar feelings of distaste and see them make it on the page! what better revenge to the jock who stole your girl than to publicly condemn him, blame free! But why stop with the students? There?s teachers, to rag on as well. Losing sports teams, crappy clubs, and the oh-so-scary security guards as long as I'm at it. So, feel free to look around, get pissed off and maybe even laugh.
P.S. You can send me hatemail at the e-mail address below, or if you want everyone to see your monosylabic opinion, post it in the guestbook.