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Hello and welcome to my web site. Just to fill you in I shall give you some information about myself, it's not very interesting so feel free to skip this bit using the handy links (I will not be offended).
My name is Bob (yes, Bob) I was born in Dundee on the seventh of September 1985. I didn't live in Dundee very long and I don't remember it at all, although I'm told it's a rat-hole. I moved all around Scotland, living in many places, such as the Heck, which I feel deserves a mention because it is so remote (directions include `turn right at the big tree'). My parents and I eventually settled in sunny England and lived in Bedford for six years. Weirdly enough we moved back to Scotland and now live in Moffat, which is also fairly remote, but at least there are road signs to it. I have lived here with my mum and dad for about four years.
You may be wondering why the word 'atomicaenguin' is at the top of the screen. This is my online nickname. And just in case you wanted to know the above picture isn't of me.
Please, before you leave, don't forget to leave me a message on my message board. And check out all the transcripts too, they're mostly written by people who are funnier than me.
Here is the rest of my page...
Contents: To get to anything interesting you must first go here.
This is how many people have been here:

:Most of them by accident probably.
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